Slippery Rock is not in Groansboro...but...

Green Grenade II · May 18, 2006

Awkinsaw State is a great addition to The SunBelch Conference! They have great talent, if you consider their Redneck Heritage. Teeth optional. Being in Awkinsaw, the marrying your cousin deal is for real. Where do you think they get all those closely knit footbawl players, huh! Put that in your ear and smoke it!

Awkinsaw State is fer real! (Hick, Burp, Gag...'cuse me, sir).

Yeehaw!!!!!!

GO! MEAN GREEN! Visit Groansboro, the home of the only Motel 5 in the nation!

PlummMeanGreen · May 18, 2006

Awkinsaw State is a great addition to The SunBelch Conference! They have great talent, if you consider their Redneck Heritage. Teeth optional. Being in Awkinsaw, the marrying your cousin deal is for real. Where do you think they get all those closely knit footbawl players, huh! Put that in your ear and smoke it!
Awkinsaw State is fer real! (Hick, Burp, Gag...'cuse me, sir).
Yeehaw!!!!!!
GO! MEAN GREEN! Visit Groansboro, the home of the only Motel 5 in the nation!
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And, GGII, we can't also forget the fact that it was the great state of Arkansas that gave us, uh, "tooth" paste.