GMG Bowl III Smack Talk Thread

UNTFan23 · March 3, 2006

Better to call the game now. White wins. Sorry green.

Rudy · March 3, 2006

Not even the Chicago Ditkas could help them.

emmitt01 · March 3, 2006

If they even dream about throwing my way they better wake up apologizing.

meangreendork · March 3, 2006

The green team is just too SLOW. I'm so fast, I'm in another time zone.

Zeke · March 3, 2006

Slow? It takes the green team 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

meangreendork · March 3, 2006

You know, it's been a shutout for smack talk. All white team, no green team. I won't be shocked if the score turns out the same way.

KingDL1 · March 3, 2006

You know, it's been a shutout for smack talk. All white team, no green team. I won't be shocked if the score turns out the same way.
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When you are sure you can overcome your adversary there is no need for much trash talking.

I am fond of Teddy Roosevelt's Big Stick Diplomacy. "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."

After the game the White team will have realized that they just got slapped up side their heads with a very big damn stick.

GO GREEN!!!!

Edited March 4, 2006 by KingDL1

emmitt01 · March 4, 2006

When you are sure you can overcome your adversary there is no need for much trash talking.
I am fond of Teddy Roosevelt's Big Stick Diplomacy. "Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far."
After the game the White team will have realized that they just got slapped up side their heads with a very big damn stick.
GO GREEN!!!!
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Hey, let's leave my anatomy out of this one.

KingDL1 · March 4, 2006

Hey, let's leave my anatomy out of this one.
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Come on Green Team get in the game, I laughed my ass off at this. I need some help here.

Great one Emmitt! I now have Diet Coke on my keyboard via my nose. Thanks!

Edited March 4, 2006 by KingDL1

meangreendork · March 4, 2006

I'm sad we didn't get to play at Fouts. The green team would get to know how it felt for so many schools to get smashed on that field.

KingDL1 · March 4, 2006

I'm sad we didn't get to play at Fouts. The green team would get to know how it felt for so many schools to get smashed on that field.
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The White Team!

White the color of surrender, just a warning GREEN takes no prisoners.

We are going to grind the white team up into a pasty substance and make chalk out you.

Then the whole white team can run home to Momma crying!

GO GREEN!!!!

Edited March 4, 2006 by KingDL1

KingDL1 · March 4, 2006

Keep in mind the chief export of GREEN is pain.

GO GREEN!!!!

emmitt01 · March 5, 2006

This is how bad this game is gonna be....even if we were playing tackle on a muddy field, our t-shirts would still be white at the end of the game. In fact, we could re-wear them the next day because we won't break a sweat while we're in them.

KingDL1 · March 5, 2006

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Playing the GREEN team is bad for your health and is proven to cause broken bones, internal hemorrhaging, lost dreams, and severe depression.

GO GREEN!!!!

meangreendork · March 5, 2006

The White team shirts need to have this on the front:

PARENTAL ADVISORY:

EXPLICIT BUTT-KICKING

KingDL1 · March 6, 2006

Thats OK.

We are a finely honed football playing machine.

The GREEN team shirts need to have this on the front:

Heart-breakers

&

Life-takers

Just to remind you of the Marines because the white team will feel like they just lost a bloody war when the game is over.

GO GREEN!!!!

meangreendork · March 6, 2006

Yeah, you're a finely honed machine...Finely honed like a Kia.

As for the White Team-

"We're in business...business of...givin' you tha business."

KingDL1 · March 6, 2006

Yo Momma.

The white team's Momma is so ugly when she tryed to join an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

GO GREEN!!!!

emmitt01 · March 6, 2006

Yo Momma.
The white team's Momma is so ugly when she tryed to join an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
GO GREEN!!!!
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The Green team's momma is so dumb she thought St Ides was a church.

KingDL1 · March 6, 2006

The white team's momma is so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

GO GREEN!!!!

meangreendork · March 6, 2006

Green Team's mamma is about as smart as a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest.

KingDL1 · March 6, 2006

White Team's momma is so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

GO GREEN!!!!

forevereagle · March 6, 2006

Ok, time for someone else to speak up for the Green Team. First off, let us put aside false boasts. This is all hot air, which is why only the White Team has had much to say. I only deal in fact.

1. Green Team drafted Quarterbacks, White Team did not, realizing after the fact "Oops, we might need someone to throw the ball." This will be in direct correlation to the game, "Oops, we might need someone to catch the ball."

2. You guys are all talking about speed and *ahem* anatomy (which I hope will not be a factor). I doubt that you could cover us with a blanket.

3. Lastly, and I belive most importantly, you chose the wrong brother. UNTFan23 in response to me? I know most of you don't know, but c'mon. Really? This is the lack of balance that will cost you dearly. I didn't think that one pick would make such a difference, but it did. Guess we all get to be wrong every once in awhile, just like the White Team is about winning.