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Because of Jamario Thomas the number of homeless defensive coordinators is greater than the number of homeless New Orleans citizens.

Forget Oreos...eat J-Mo cookies!

When asked if he would end his career at North Texas as the school's all-time leading rusher Jamario Thomas replied "I'm gonna leave Darrell K Royal stadium next year as the school's all-time leading rusher."

Jamario Thomas holds up Atlas

Jamario Thomas spelled backwards is dog.

Green Jackal Newbie

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Osama bin Laden isn't hiding from the U.S. Armed Forces, he's hiding from Jamario.

Mario Brothers was not a game about short fat French guys trying to gather coins. It was a warning about the future coming of Jamario and his super powers.

Jamario's reduced number of yards last season was not due to a nagging injury as some thought. Jamario was just to tied up last season helping God remodel the heavens.

untgirl04 Newbie

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Mario Brothers was not a game about short fat French guys trying to gather coins.  It was a warning about the future coming of Jamario and his super powers.

The Super Mario Brothers - Mario and Luigi - were French? huh.gifunsure.gif

Eagle-96 Explorer

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He invented the chimichanga.

He can tame wild gorillas with a mailbox flag.

It was the sight of Jamario's naked body that drove Brian Wilson insane.

He orchestrated the merger between Unicef and Smith & Wessen.

All the 'Yes' album covers are Thomas family photos.

Mad Hatter Contributor

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Jamario Thomas CAN stand the heat, but wouldn't be in the kitchen anyway because he's not mortal and doesn't have to eat.

Moses didn't part the Red Sea, it was J-Mo.......He was running and the water was afraid to be in his way. Moses just took advantage of the situation.

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UNTLifer Grand Master

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Even though she created Jamario Thomas to battle and defeat the Devil, God wishes she never created him because she now sees him as competition.

She?

"Got a Hemi in it?" "No, I've got a J-Mo!"

Mad Hatter Contributor

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Jamario Thomas CAN and DOES squeeze blood from a turnip. That way people will believe he's human instead of a machine.

If Johnny "F'n" Quinn can catch anything that comes his way, and J-Mo can't be caught, what would happen if the two came together? My guess? The end of civilization as we know it.

greenminer Grand Master

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Thought I'd see how many people caught that! biggrin.gif

Jamario Thomas has a towing capacity of 18,000 lbs.

Ironically, J-Mo hasn't ever had to utilize his towing capacity. Whenever he jukes, the earth's crust shifts according to however much thrust he used. Instead of moving the target to its destination, J-Mo jukes its destination to the target.

PS: someone should put these together and send them to Dickey for a good laugh. This thread is awesome.

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If Johnny "F'n" Quinn can catch anything that comes his way, and J-Mo can't be caught, what would happen if the two came together?  My guess?  The end of civilization as we know it.

I think you'd get about 900 yards of total offense and one soiled pair of jeans....

Johnny does have nice hands though...maybe he should rub Jamario's hammy to make to make sure nothing goes wrong next year.

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