You know you are a Mean Green fan if .............

[calvin]

If you have told your spouse more than a dozen times how awesome Johnny Quinn is.......

If the first thing you do in the morning after you brush your teeth is go get on gomeangreen.com.....

[Eagle-96]

You know you are a Mean Green fan if .............

A Cubs fan expresses sympathy regarding the plight of being a Mean Green fan.

You make big ticket purchase decisions based on the fact that you can "get it in green".

Your house is on fire and you grab your 80's era stained glass Eagle plaque and NT Mini helmet but forget your wallet, shoes, and wife.

[UNTLifer]

If the first thing you do in the morning after you brush your teeth is go get on gomeangreen.com.....

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Or you just stop brushing all together to get that Mean Green look

...you teach your children colors by stating red, blue, yellow, orange, Mean Green.

[ADLER]

.....you get dehydrated because you avoid the water cooler on Mondays.

[calvin]

If you have ever sat a football or basketball game by yourself................

[Stan R]

You consider trough urinals retro-stylish...

[bigrobdsp]

.....you know all the words to Keep The Bi@#h but the Dog Is Mine by the beerman Brian Houser

[CorinthEagle]

you wish green grenade would "accidentally" pull the pin.

[MeanGreen61]

you wish green grenade would "accidentally" pull the pin.

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While visiting Plumm

[medpilot21]

....you realize you need binoculars to see the football players, and you sit on the first row, at the 50 yard line???

GMG!!!

[UNTFan23]

... you think Fouts is a "good" stadium.

[Green Jackal]

If you want to fire your head coach for not winning the conference for the 5th time in a row.

[ADLER]

While visiting Plumm

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Which brings the question, If a grenade goes off in a padded room, does it actually make a sound?

Of course his attendants in their nice white coats have to go in every week and clean all the "Bobby Ray Must Go!" and "Fire Dickey" graffeti off the walls once a week.

These two guys have redefined the term "committed fans".

Remember your happy place Plumm - lush green meadows of prime real estate surrounded by major interstate highways..........

Edited February 3, 2006 by ADLER

[PlummMeanGreen]

Which brings the question, If a grenade goes off in a padded room, does it actually make a sound?

Of course his attendants in their nice white coats have to go in every week and clean all the "Bobby Ray Must Go!" and "Fire Dickey" graffeti off the walls once a week.

These two guys have redefined the term "committed fans".

Remember your happy place Plumm - lush green meadows of prime real estate surrounded by major interstate highways..........

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Jumpin'jehosophats! Whose been sneakin' around out here in the wild, wild West of Parker County taking photos of my master bedroom?!? I resemble that!

Good thread idea, because we really must maintain our humor with much of what we are being asked to support from those on campus who ask us to do such even while they wear a straight face.

Edited February 3, 2006 by PlummMeanGreen

[Coffee and TV]

.....you know all the words to Keep The Bi@#h but the Dog Is Mine by the beerman Brian Houser

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Yes.

If you have ever sat a football or basketball game by yourself................

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just about every game, actually.

[UNT_playmaker]

you dont consider it a real saturday, unless tailgating and college football is involved...

Tail Gatin Eagle

[hope24]

If you think the unusually high amount of crickets in the bathrooms makes Fouts "exotic".

If you've played a drinking game to Necessary Roughness, or, let's cut to the chase - really if you've seen Necessary Roughness at ALL.

[eagle60]

If you wore your Mean Green underwear to bed on your wedding night and had to explain the "eagle noise" to your new spouse.

[Guest GrayEagleOne]

If you have shirts and caps in your closet covering the past twenty years and everyone of them is different.

[emmitt01]

If you've sent in your unborn child's North Texas college application....

If the words "forward pass" and "expanded playbook" are synonomous to you....

If your wife has ever uttered "you love North Texas more than me" and then was surprised by your hesitation to respond...

If you've ever watched your team play the worst programs in 1A and known that, with a win, there might be a bowl trip in store...

[GangGreen]

You know you're a Mean Green Fan if you think you can be seriously injured by a corn tortilla.

[SilverEagle]

You know you're a Mean Green Fan if you think you can be seriously injured by a corn tortilla.

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To me, you know your not a Mean Green fan (a serious one anyway) if you think you can be seriously injured by a corn tortilla.

[GangGreen]

To me, you know your not a Mean Green fan (a serious one anyway) if you think you can be seriously injured by a corn tortilla.

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Tongue-in-cheek, Silver.

[SilverEagle]

Tongue-in-cheek, Silver.

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....which (from my observation) would be missed by many of the posters on this board........hence my pedantic version of your statement.

[NT91]

... you think Fouts is a "good" stadium.

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I DO!