Way to make games at Fouts Field a

[Green Grenade II]

Ha! Ha! But, really...tear down the endzone bleachers and block off half of each side of the concrete original seating. The hold a student lottery, provided they don't just go party on Fry Street.

Better still, tickets by invitation only. You have to be invited to attend home games. If you're not on the list...tough cookies.

We have to think outside the box. Not crawl into it, like we usually do with our game marketing and promotions.

We could have band day! Invite the usuals......Sanger, Pilot Point, Munster, Gueno...and that raucus fabulous marching band from Pino Lobo. Put my friend, the goat farmer, in charge of band day.

And, most importantly, have autograph sessions following each game with Coach Dickey. The line will be long, for sure. He'll appreciate all your autographs. He collects them, I think.