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This is not the puppet duck I dought earlier this season. Margie is giving it to her 3 year old grandaughter. I'm talking about the Aflac Duck...the TV one on all those weird commercials.

I believe this may be the answer. Probably we could get the duck for, say, less than $200,000 per year, plus incentives...and all the crunched up bread it could eat. Also, ducks do not like diet coke. The publicity would be great...plus the Aflac Duck would be better at PR and public speaking, and doesn't have a wife who is a "witch" (our head coach mentioned this on his radio show?).

The Aflac Duck also would be better at gameplanning (except during hunting season). If you think I'm kidding about this...you don't really know me!

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