How much does it cost? NT Facilities Naming

NorthTexan95 · November 12, 2005

I did some number crunching from Naming Rights info on the UNT site:

1. If you had $8,595,000 you could have everthing in the Athletic Center named after you, including the Athletic Center itself for $3,500,000.

2. If you had $6,495,000.00* you could have everthing in the Women's Athletic Center named after you including the complex itself for $3,000,000.

3. If you had $40,090,000.00** you could have all the additional athletic facilities named after you including $25,000,000 for the football stadium and $5,000,000 for the Super Pit.

4. If you have an unquenching thirst for self-glorification ... and you have the checkbook to match it ... you can have your name EVERYWHERE for a cool $55,180,000.00. This will get EVERY piece of athletic facilities named after you. I'm sure you could get your name on all the toilets as well.

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* assumes 30 VB lockers

** assumes 30 track lockers

H-towngreen · November 12, 2005

Congrats you have now been hired as the new GMG.com accountant. Your job now is to work with Plumm on securing these donations, so that it will be ready on time in 09.

greenjoe · November 12, 2005

How much would it cost to have PMG's latest ranting published on a extra long roll of toilet paper ? Does toilet paper come in rolls that long ?

MeanGreenBuzz · November 12, 2005

Since we're bringing the urinal trophs over from Fouts I'll give 1 hot dog, 3 packets of mustard, and 2 packets of relish. Oh, and if I can get my name on all of them I'll throw in a hand full of napkins.

KingDL1 · November 12, 2005

Well that is easy, just buy a ticket for Tuesday's drawing for the Mega Millions. Even the cash payout should be more than enough to get eveything named after you.

Mega Millions: $310 Million for 11/15/05

PlummMeanGreen · November 12, 2005

How much would it cost to have PMG's latest ranting published on a extra long roll of toilet paper ? Does toilet paper come in rolls that long ?
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Toilet Paper?!?!?!?

We use corn cobs out here in Parker County, greenjoe. Explain this new concept of, uh, toilet paper, please? Thank you in advance....

Edited November 12, 2005 by PlummMeanGreen

shaft · November 12, 2005

So how much did Joe Green have to pay to have the team named after him?

ipEAGLE · November 12, 2005

So how much did Joe Green have to pay to have the team named after him?
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Go back to your hole.

UNTFan23 · November 13, 2005

2. If you had $6,495,000.00* you could have everthing in the Women's Athletic Center named after you including the complex itself for $3,000,000.
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What man is going to shell out the clams for the naming rights to the Women's Complex?

Eagle91Gator95 · November 13, 2005

NorthTexan95, you officially have WAY too much free time on your hands!!

NorthTexan95 · November 13, 2005

What man is going to shell out the clams for the naming rights to the Women's Complex?
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Three possible answers:

1. A guy trying to impress a girl so he names the Women's Complex for her.

2. A man who needs to make a serious apology to the wife so he names it for her.

3. A man who feels the need to make a point so he has it named for Ramon Flanigan. Years later everyone forgets who Ramon Flanigan was and just figures it was some lady.