Questions, Questions, Questions

[MeanGreen61]

Take a pause & lighten up a bit

1. If a deaf person swears, do you wash his hands with soap ?

2. If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation ?

3. If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys & apes?

4. If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is it homeless or naked?

5. What do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

6. Can an atheist get insurance against acts of God ?

[Coffee and TV]

booooo. boo. *throws tomatoes*

[GoMeanGreen1999]

Here's another one:

1. How much of a melt down will there be in Austin if this OU team beats UT tomorrow?

[Eagle-96]

If you have a jar of instant powdered water, what do you add?

Thank you very much. I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

Edited October 7, 2005 by Eagle-96

[Got5onIt]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick a$$. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

Edited October 8, 2005 by Got5onIt