Let’s lighten Up – Any Trojan jokes

[El Paso Eagle]

Let's get a grip on things .....Things are way to serious

Edited September 27, 2005 by El Paso Eagle

[Eagle-96]

A football fan walks into a small shop in Troy. He spots a bottle labeled “Mean Green Football Player Brains” , $5 an ounce. He asks the clerk if there are any other bottles.

The clerk replies, “Well, we’ve got Ragin Cajun brains for $10 an ounce, and Trojan brains for $1,000,000 an ounce.”

The man says, “Why the big difference in price?”

The clerk answers,”Do you know how many Trojan football players we have to kill to get an ounce of brains!”