Just curious what salary does Mike Price at UTEP,

[OldTimer]

nfm

[El Paso Eagle]

I believe Price is somewhere in the mid $250’s, base. He has a very incentive laden contract that puts him somewhere around $500K. By the way, the biggest part of the “extra” comes from his bonuses for attendance at home games (why do you think they dropped a road game at Oregon for a home game against Texas Southern). He gets a certain amount for season tickets and also , I believe, $1.00 for every game ticket sold over 20K.

[Cerebus]

$1.00 for every game ticket sold over 20K.

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I have spoken to Coach Dickey, and I am now acting as his agent*, if we change his contract to include this incentive, he will agree to:

1) Change the offense to the Fun-N-Gun

2) Juggle during all Radio Timeouts

3) Shoot one of the positional coaches out of a giant cannon into a net strung across the SuperPit at halftime.

We also demand a 20% of the new Tortilla Concession Stand Contract.

Gentlemen, we await your response....

*Note, this is a joke, I am not Coach Dickey's Agent. He refuses to return my calls. We could be rich Darrell! Think it through!

[Stan R]

I was laughing quietly in my spacious ( ) cube here cerebus. Hilarious!

[Cerebus]

I wonder how long it would take FFR to build a new boomer that could launch Coach Bugar?

I wonder who is going to try and talk Coach Bugar into the cannon?

Not It!

[Got5onIt]

I have spoken to Coach Dickey, and I am now acting as his agent*, if we change his contract to include this incentive, he will agree to:

1) Change the offense to the Fun-N-Gun

2) Juggle during all Radio Timeouts

3) Shoot one of the positional coaches out of a giant cannon into a net strung across the SuperPit at halftime.

We also demand a 20% of the new Tortilla Concession Stand Contract. 

Gentlemen, we await your response.... 

*Note, this is a joke, I am not Coach Dickey's Agent.  He refuses to return my calls.  We could be rich Darrell! Think it through!

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I'd like to add a clause to your proposed contract.

For every punt NT has in a game. The Offensive Coordinator & Head Coach must take a wooden paddle and spank each other that number of punts. Also, for each time the team posts consecutive punts, both the OV & HC must then add an additional "lick" to the total number of "licks" to be given. If "licks" look to passive, a designated a$$ whooper will be assigned to hand out these "licks".

Agreed?

Edited September 27, 2005 by Got5onIt