I'm ready for some action, baby!

[Green Grenade II]

A really bad joke, right?

Anyways...it's gonna be great weather tomorrow...tons of Mean Green fans, and a bunch of folks from Tulsa. So, here's the deal: I have two season tickets, and I'm the only one going. If someone would like to sit next to me in section D, row 35, seats 1 and 2 (on the aisle). All you have to do is call me at 214-454-7391. Great looking blondes in mini skirts might get first consideration ('course those minis will have to be Mean Green). First call gets the ticket. Meet me at the Mean Green Village tailgating extravaganza.

I asked my wife Margie, but she was busy pressing a mattress. Her response to my invitation was a simple, "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." She still thinks college football is either 7 or 9 innings. I luv her, though.

GO! MEAN GREEN!!!!!!!!!

[Eagle-96]

Let me be the first person to say,

EEEEEWWWWWWW

Edited September 16, 2005 by Eagle-96

[MootPoint]