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  I do beleive this is breaking ground for our fine single tooth friends over at MT.

Old joke, but here goes....

How do we know that toothpaste was invented in Tennessee? Because if it wasn't it would be called teethpaste.

I know...... dad joke, but couldn't resist.

Guest JohnDenver

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JD, time to get over there and educate 'em.

But you have to give them a break, they just got computers last year.

Ahhh.. perhaps after work I can go edjumicate them sumthink.

Eagle-96 Explorer

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Three students, Slim, Jim, and Bubba died and went to heaven.

At the pearly gates, they were met by St. Peter, who explained

that although it was late and God had retired for the evening, he

had asked Albert Einstein to show them around so they wouldn't get

bored before they met God in the morning. After Einstein had

introduced himself to Slim, he asked, "By the way, Slim, what was

your IQ when you were alive?"

"159", said Slim.

"Great!", said Einstein. We'll discuss my general theory of

relativity and maybe a little unified field theory as I show you

around."

"What an exciting opportunity!", said Slim.

Einstein then introduced himself to Billy-Bob, and when he was done he said, "Tell me, Billy-Bob - what was your IQ when you were

alive?"

"141", said Billy-Bob.

"Good," said Einstein. "If you'd like, we can discuss a little

mathematics and philosophy as I point out the heavenly sights."

"Nothing I'd like better!" was Billy-Bob's reply.

After Einstein had introduced himself to Bubba, he asked, "What was your IQ when you were alive, Bubba?"

"58" said Bubba.

Punching him on the arm, Einstein said, "Hey, Bubba - How 'bout

them Blue Raiders!"

Edited by Eagle-96

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