Maine's Freshman Offensive Tackle

[Eagle1855]

Garret Burton is 6'11" and weighs 400 lbs... you think we could use a guy on the O-Line this size? Jeez. Imagine the lanes!

http://goblackbears.collegesports.com/spor..._garrett00.html

Here's his bio info...

http://www.impactprospects.com/macf.html

Edited July 12, 2005 by Eagle1855

[Eagle-96]

I once knew a lineman that was 7'5" and 527 pounds, went by the name of Bill Brasky. He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.

[MeanGreen61]

Can he walk & chew gum at the same time?

[greensteve]

Bench 245??? Hell, I'm fat and can go to the gym now and bench 245.

Not impressive!!!

[brittain12345]

Reminds me of that guy from Remember the Titans. Just takes up space probably. I'd rather have a 290 lb lineman who can pull and pass block.

[NT80]

  brittain12345 said:

Reminds me of that guy from Remember the Titans.  Just takes up space probably.  I'd rather have a 290 lb lineman who can pull and pass block.

NT once had a 400+ lb lineman about 10 years ago. Not a starter, very slow, but huge.

[MeanGreenBuzz]

I think he would be too tall and slow to be effective. Think of the leverage BK would have gotten on him!

[greenminer]

  Eagle-96 said:

I once knew a lineman that was 7'5" and 527 pounds, went by the name of Bill Brasky. He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.

NICE Will Ferrel reference!~

[ADLER]

  Eagle-96 said:

I once knew a lineman that was 7'5" and 527 pounds, went by the name of Bill Brasky. He killed Wolfman Jack with a trident.

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky went hunting? Brasky decides he's going to hunt down all four of the Banana Splits. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machette. They all begged for their lives...except Fleagle.

[EagleD]

Here's to Bill Brasky!

[Eagle-96]

  EagleD said:

Here's to Bill Brasky!

He eats laser beams and craps out Faberge Eggs. Then he makes the best omlettes you've ever had.