I've been to RustOn twice..the only town...

Green Grenade II · July 10, 2005

Actually, that's the main hang-out there, I think. The only time RustOn is a "booming town" is on the 4th of July. The tooth fairy is the town drunk, and is a cult leader there. Loser Tech fans are funny, though. They actually think they're gonna win when The Mean Green "Running Machine" comes to town. Their stadium is actually slightly smaller than Fouts, but they only have a goat track around the field. They have more rest rooms, though, if you count the outhouses. The concession stands will also include the concession speech their coach will make to Coach Dickey at games' end.

TechFan · July 10, 2005

Thats funny. You really should take this act on the road.

Towels by the hour. You slay me!

July 10, 2005

Some of you North Texas fans are insane. Byron Santiago and other Tech linebackers are gonna eat Thomas and Cobbs for dinner. Tech will win by at least 10 even if they play a bad game. Then you can go back and beat up on the joke teams in the Sun Belt.

MeanGreen61 · July 10, 2005

Some of you North Texas fans are insane. Byron Santiago and other Tech linebackers are gonna eat Thomas and Cobbs for dinner. Tech will win by at least 10 even if they play a bad game. Then you can go back and beat up on the joke teams in the Sun Belt.

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July 10, 2005

The truth hurts doesn't it?

MeanGreen61 · July 10, 2005

The truth hurts doesn't it?

The truth sure does hurt Tech if these are some of the 'studs" that led the vaunted Bulldog defense last year that gave up over 31 points, 407+ yards total offense and 176+ yards rushing per game? WOW, now that's impressive

Edited July 10, 2005 by MeanGreen61

July 10, 2005

Look who Tech played. Tennessee, Miami, Auburn, Boise, Fresno. North Texas did not play ONE team of that caliber. North Texas has 2 good RB's but what good are they with no QB, WR, or O-Line?

MeanGreen61 · July 10, 2005

Look who Tech played. Tennessee, Miami, Auburn, Boise, Fresno. North Texas did not play ONE team of that caliber. North Texas has 2 good RB's but what good are they with no QB, WR, or O-Line?

Oh please ! Now you're making excuses.

NT80 · July 10, 2005

Look who Tech played. Tennessee, Miami, Auburn, Boise, Fresno. North Texas did not play ONE team of that caliber. North Texas has 2 good RB's but what good are they with no QB, WR, or O-Line?

I would say Texas, Colorado, and Southern Miss who we played were on that level. The easy thing about two good RBs is you only have to find a QB who can hand off correctly; left or right RB, pick your poison.

Green Grenade II · July 10, 2005

I would say Texas, Colorado, and Southern Miss who we played were on that level. The easy thing about two good RBs is you only have to find a QB who can hand off correctly; left or right RB, pick your poison.

Remember also, that Louisana Tech's coaching staff actually draw their plays up in a sandbox located right next to where the Bulldogs eat their pre-game meals (provided the town drunk remembers to fix them there meals). They really have tough entrance requirements for new students coming to Tech (usually blindfolded). They have to prove their SAT comes before SUN!

TechFan · July 10, 2005

The funny lines just keep coming!
You are really too much!
Town drunk! That is really funny! You are just too cool for me.
You know, between me, you and this computer screen, Ruston just wants to be like Denton. How lucky you are to live in cultural mecca like Denton.

Texas Stranger · July 11, 2005

Then you can go back and beat up on the joke teams in the Sun Belt.

Don't knock the Sun Belt, now. After all, you'll be replacing us there in 3 years.

July 11, 2005

Then where will NT go? To 1-AA?

UNTFan23 · July 11, 2005

Then where will NT go? To 1-AA?

Silly puppy, only CUSA is for North Texas.

July 11, 2005

Yea then you can get beat by 20 points every single game just like you did last year against Southern Miss.

Greeneagle87 · July 11, 2005

we'll either be in CUSA,or in still in the belt,with you and your crappy a$$ budget.

your team is going to lose get over yourself. Your school has nothing going.

July 11, 2005

Yea you should be talking. Didn't your team get demolished by Baylor? That is what I thought. Talking about got nothing going.

PlummMeanGreen · July 11, 2005

Then where will NT go? To 1-AA?

Sure, it's going to be NCAA I-AA for NT, that is why we are putting together a 200 acre olympic-style village called Mean Green Athletic Village with already $40 million worth of facilities complete. A 12-13 court varsity tennis complex that will probably rank in the NCAA's Top 25 on-campus facilities is now under construction at the MG Athletic Village, too.

NT's campus fathers (and TxDOT who has decreed to NT that it needs some interstate frontage land next to our present football stadium) say they want to build a new football stadium at this Mean Green Athletic Village; a stadium that will probably seat around 35-40,000 just like you'd see at any NCAA D1-AA school.

Yeppers! It's all the way to 1-AA for NT where all this construction and growth would be just the kind of criteria and action you'd expect to see at any 1-AA football school locale.

NOT......................

Edited July 11, 2005 by PlummMeanGreen

July 11, 2005

The biggest budget in the world doesn't mean your team will be great. Wow you got nice facilities and a below average football team. LA. Tech has below average facilities and a pretty good team. Hmmmm... I think I will go with LA. Tech on that one.

Edited July 11, 2005 by cfootballrules

PlummMeanGreen · July 11, 2005

The biggest budget in the world doesn't mean your team wil be great. Wow you got nice facilities and a below average football team. LA. Tech has below average facilities and a pretty good team. Hmmmm... I think I will go with LA. Tech on that one.

BTW, the year (2003) we clobbered Baylor at our campus stadium was the same year the Bears beat the Texas A & M Aggies. You think TAMU is headed to NCAA D1-AA, too?

La Tech is a legend in their own minds. NT will beat them by 3 (maybe) 4 touchdowns this October because they will not have ever had a team visit Ruston with 2 RB's as good as what the University of North Texas Mean Green will be bringing to their J.A. Stadium AND their smarter (more realistic) posters on BB & B's know this.

NOTE: One of those 2 NT running backs ran for about 260 yards against a Big 12 school ranked as the #4 ranked rushing defense before we played them. Now you think La Tech is going to answer NORTH TEXAS with as good a defense as Colorados? If so, I've got some ocean front property out here 15 miles west of Fort Worth I want to talk to you about.

Edited July 11, 2005 by PlummMeanGreen

July 11, 2005

Wow you beat Baylor good job. Tech beat OK. State the year they beat Oklahoma when they won the national title. North Texas has no Cadillac Williams or Ronnie Brown so I am not worried. NT does not have an offensive line to block for them. Your 2 stud running backs sure ran over Southern Miss last year. hahaha

PlummMeanGreen · July 11, 2005

Wow you beat Baylor good job. Tech beat OK. State the year they beat Oklahoma when they won the national title. North Texas has no Cadillac Williams or Ronnie Brown so I am not worried. NT does not have an offensive line to block for them. Your 2 stud running backs sure ran over Southern Miss last year. hahaha

OK enough, now you are grasping for straws and showing your ignorance concerning our football team.

La Tech is no Southern Miss and last November the #4 ranked Cal Bears almost had as much as they themselves could handle with the Golden Eagles because USM almost beat them on national TV.

But our offensive line you are obviously no expert on it as well. FWIW, our Mean Green offensive line will "only" be anchored by recent Outland Trophy nominee Dylan Lineberry who is probably another NT player who will be playing on Sundays once he finishes his career at NT.

I'm outta here on that one. You need to be posting more inciteful & researched material, because as you know, this is a college smack board that requires that all posts be inciteful.

Edited July 11, 2005 by PlummMeanGreen

dogsplayinpoker · July 11, 2005

I heard they were gonna open up a Hooter's in Ruston, but after seeing the wait staff applicants they decided to change the name to Udder's

Edited July 11, 2005 by dogsplayinpoker

MeanGreen61 · July 11, 2005

Wow you beat Baylor good job. Tech beat OK. State the year they beat Oklahoma when they won the national title.
You conveniently left out the rest of your story:
SMU ( 3-9) beat ya 37- 34
Rice (4-7) beat ya 37-20
San Jose (6-7) beat ya 42-30