I dreamed that SMU & TCU swapped.....

[Green Grenade II]

so, in my dream, SMU convinced TCU to swap stadiums. Those sucker Horn Frogs went for the deal, cause they've always dreamed of having a stadium with absolutely no parking, and The Ponies were licking their (whatever) wanting so very badly to have Amon Carter Stadium as their very own. They even brought their own skillet (cause that's the closest they'll ever come to taking one home).

The results were quite humorous! When SMU came out for their first home game at Amon Carter Antique Stadium, even the PA announcer booed the Mustangs. Their quarterback, Bubba Tub, said,"Man, we only get booed by our fans at Gerald Ford Edsel Sradium." But they new it was worth it, when the TCU Show Girls performed as guest halftime performers, topless!