Quizzing my middle school students

[Coach]

I was giving a quiz to my middle school P.E. classes today and I put two extra credit questions at the end. What college did Coach Switzer attend? What is the unique team name of that school's teams?

Now, I had told them all I went to North Texas because they all asked a million times. But I didn't expect them to know the second one really, so I wore my Mean Green t-shirt (I never wear t-shirts to school) so they would see that and put two and two together. Apparently that was too much to ask. Out of the first 2 classes, only one got either question right. The 3rd class was better, but here were the best reponses:

Mean Green College

Texas A&M Stars

Texas Oxen

Texas A&M Longhorns

Buzzzz Bees

TCU Nose

Harvard Harvey J

Texas University Penguins

Cows

[LadyGreen]

Kids can be pretty funny

[Coach]

It was classic when at the end of the quiz in all the classes and they asked what the answers were, I pointed to my shirt and told them I gave them a pretty big clue. The collective groan and slapping of heads was entertaining.

[Guest e-bone]

I wish I could be a Harvard Harvey J

[Zeke]

Texas University Penguins

I'll admit, I tried to get into this school. North Texas was a VERRRRRRY distant second to my beloved Penguins.

[LadyGreen]

I'll admit, I tried to get into this school. North Texas was a VERRRRRRY distant second to my beloved Penguins.

you too?!?!?

[Cerebus]

Not many people know this, but for two years, Coach was Chilly Willy, the beloved mascot of the TU Pillaging Penguins.

[Coach]

The football games were very hot, but the best memory was the basketball tournament where there was a mascot free for all between me, the rival Texas Ox, and the hated TCU Nose. The Harvard Harvey J tried to step in after we took it a little too far so I hit him over the head with the possesion arrow. Good times.

[Cerebus]

Alot of people ask, "what is a Harvey J"?

That's just the "hip" nickname the Harvard student body came up with for thier real Harvey mascot, Herve Villechaize:

Seriously. He's a pimp mascot.

[Coach]

That photo is pretty much how the fight I described ended. It's also how all the mascot retreats to Six Flags ended when he wasn't allowed to go on the Shockwave.

[mad dog]

a possesion arrow? that's the funniest thing i've heard today.