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I believe Justice Guillory is already gone as well as Tre Bradford, so I just deleted them from the list.  This will adjust the numbers a little, but I'm not going back and refiguring at this point.

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Great lists. Of the guys who haven't signed anywhere....the one I'd really love to have come back:

S Nick Nakwaasah

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Josh Mancuso  · 

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BREAKING: Tennessee football has reluctantly signed ½-star wide receiver Josh Mancuso. The 40-year old, who has 3 years of remaining eligibility, and has spent 20 years in the transfer portal, is finally getting his shot with The Big Orange. Two decades ago Mancuso earned a single non-scholarship varsity letter at a Division III school in southwest Virginia. After redshirting his freshman year, he anticipated a strong 2nd year on the practice squad, but injured his back before the season even started. Out of pity, the school credited him as a member of the team anyway.
The VOLS picked up Mancuso this offseason on the agreement that he would stop calling the athletic department every morning. Despite a recent ankle injury during a pickup game of basketball, as well as a traumatic vasectomy mandated by his wife, he claims to be in game-ready shape. Boasting a 40-yard dash time of 4.25 (minutes) and a non-existent vertical, Mancuso will be a Day 1 benchwarmer behind more athletic players half his age. He did, however, pick up 2 NIL deals including a $100 Home Depot gift card, and a voucher for 200 Chick-Fil-A points, which is almost enough for one chicken sandwich.
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Where is Ravon?

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That NIL is better than what our baseball players got back in the days when the team split 2 full scholarships across 15+ players. Basically, coupons to McDonalds (University location only) and a Big Chief tablet.

 

 

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We really signed 3 total defensive lineman out of the 24 transfers? Two of them were guys signed over the summer in true Littrell style. We have one of the highest paid G5 DC's and we are going to give up 35+ PPG easy.

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On 6/19/2024 at 7:03 PM, untcampbell said:

That NIL is better than what our baseball players got back in the days when the team split 2 full scholarships across 15+ players. Basically, coupons to McDonalds (University location only) and a Big Chief tablet.

 

 

GMG

As I remember the head coach was a volunteer and on social security.   The team was actually a great bang for the book group and won a few and scared a lot of good teams.  

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