There are only four main North Texas game scripts

[Quoner]

Think about the years 2006-2023 and start categorizing games…

Script one: blow out some crappy school and enjoy it. These are fun and the offense has turned a corner and you know, the defense did limit scoring! [Available for most second home games]

Script two: Give up a TD immediately. Answer back and make it feel like we’re in for a shootout. Some mistake happens and then all goes to hell when the defense makes two stops all day. Most of the board ends the day mad at the QB. (Available 50-60% of most seasons.)

Script three: Jump out to a 2ish score lead and then crumble. Usually happens when the vibes feel way too good early and the offense can’t score or run clock every single possession. [Available in UTSA or La Tech models]

Script four: Lay a fat turd and be down four scores in the second quarter. (Available in limited edition SMU and Bowl Game models)
 

Please add or modify as you see fit.

[greenminer]

A rare script that appeared once in my fandom:

Defense gets 4 sacks, 4 INTS, and we STILL lost by 38 points.  2007 Troy

[meanJewGreen]

On 9/2/2023 at 5:51 PM, Quoner said:

Think about the years 2006-2023 and start categorizing games…

Script one: blow out some crappy school and enjoy it. These are fun and the offense has turned a corner and you know, the defense did limit scoring! [Available for most second home games]

Script two: Give up a TD immediately. Answer back and make it feel like we’re in for a shootout. Some mistake happens and then all goes to hell when the defense makes two stops all day. Most of the board ends the day mad at the QB. (Available 50-60% of most seasons.)

Script three: Jump out to a 2ish score lead and then crumble. Usually happens when the vibes feel way too good early and the offense can’t score or run clock every single possession. [Available in UTSA or La Tech models]

Script four: Lay a fat turd and be down four scores in the second quarter. (Available in limited edition SMU and Bowl Game models)
 

Please add or modify as you see fit.

This is my entire years of North Texas fandom and this is accurate, save for a few outliers (navy game, 06 smu, 2011 59-0 game where Dunbar goes off, 2013 rice)

between the nut kicks during that time that were north Texas football and dallas cowboys football (not to mention 06, 07 Mavs, 2011 rangers and 2010 fc dallas) it’s a wonder I was able to have a kid.

[MeanGreenTexan]

Script 2 is the Mean Green football we all know so well.   Doesn’t matter who the HC or DC is (I’ll say it didn’t happen as much with DeLoach1.0 & Skladany).  We get scored on early, and oftentimes, it’s an explosive play of 40+ yards.