What's your favorite color?

[emmitt01]

Just thought I'd change the subject matter on the board a little.

Of course, if you absolutely have to, you can also post what color you think Scott Hall or Andrew Smith would pick and whether or not choosing one color over the other would give us a significant perception edge nationally. Logo talk though is limited to those choosing either green or white.

[UNT_92_Fan]

Thank you emmitt for my morning laugh....by morning i mean 1 o clock in the after noon....Any other day i would choose Green....but since its obvious i like green...I go with orange! Emm...u need to get out here before u get hitched....tavern it up one more time

[medpilot21]

Blue....., No green..............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Holy Grail reference for you Python fans.........)

GMG!!!

[Stan R]

Blue....., No green..............AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Holy Grail reference for you Python fans.........)

GMG!!!

hehe... "We need.... a SHRUBBERY"

[ADLER]

Follow! But! follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of four fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth.

Edited May 29, 2004 by ADLER

[Stan R]

"I'm not dead yet!!!!!"

"yes you are."

[UNTFan23]

LAUNCELOT: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.

ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis

one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother

Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

[singing]

How does it, uh... how does it work?

unknown: I know not, my liege.

ARTHUR: Consult the Book of Armaments!

MAYNARD: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One.

BROTHER: "And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high,

saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou

mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord

did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and

carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and

fruit bats, and large ..."

MAYNARD: Skip a bit, Brother.

BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out

the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.

Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the

counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either

count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is

right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be

reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards

thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"

MAYNARD: Amen.

ALL: Amen.

ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!

unknown: Three, sir!

ARTHUR: Three!

[boom]

This thread has been hijacked.

[ADLER]

???: What does it say?

MAYNARD: It reads, 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramathea. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of uuggggggh'.

ARTHUR: What?

MAYNARD: '... the Castle of uuggggggh'.

BEDEVERE: What is that?

MAYNARD: He must have died while carving it.

LANCELOT: Oh, come on!

MAYNARD: Well, that's what it says.

ARTHUR: Look, if he was dying, he wouldn't bother to carve 'aaggggh'. He'd just say it!

MAYNARD: Well, that's what's carved in the rock!

GALAHAD: Perhaps he was dictating.

[UNTFan23]

I feel I must continue in the hijacking of this thread. We jump back in time of the movie, Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail to scene 5, the Witch Trial:

CROWD: A witch! A witch! A witch! We've got a witch! A witch!

VILLAGER #1: We have found a witch, might we burn her?

CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

BEDEVERE: How do you know she is a witch?

VILLAGER #2: She looks like one.

BEDEVERE: Bring her forward.

WITCH: I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch.

BEDEVERE: But you are dressed as one.

WITCH: They dressed me up like this.

CROWD: No, we didn't -- no.

WITCH: And this isn't my nose, it's a false one.

BEDEVERE: Well?

VILLAGER #1: Well, we did do the nose.

BEDEVERE: The nose?

VILLAGER #1: And the hat -- but she is a witch!

CROWD: Burn her! Witch! Witch! Burn her!

BEDEVERE: Did you dress her up like this?

CROWD: No, no... no ... yes. Yes, yes, a bit, a bit.

VILLAGER #1: She has got a wart.

BEDEVERE: What makes you think she is a witch?

VILLAGER #3: Well, she turned me into a newt.

BEDEVERE: A newt?

VILLAGER #3: I got better.

VILLAGER #2: Burn her anyway!

CROWD: Burn! Burn her!

BEDEVERE: Quiet, quiet. Quiet! There are ways of telling whether

she is a witch.

CROWD: Are there? What are they?

BEDEVERE: Tell me, what do you do with witches?

VILLAGER #2: Burn!

CROWD: Burn, burn them up!

BEDEVERE: And what do you burn apart from witches?

VILLAGER #1: More witches!

VILLAGER #2: Wood!

BEDEVERE: So, why do witches burn?

[pause]

VILLAGER #3: B--... 'cause they're made of wood...?

BEDEVERE: Good!

CROWD: Oh yeah, yeah...

BEDEVERE: So, how do we tell whether she is made of wood?

VILLAGER #1: Build a bridge out of her.

BEDEVERE: Aah, but can you not also build bridges out of stone?

VILLAGER #2: Oh, yeah.

BEDEVERE: Does wood sink in water?

VILLAGER #1: No, no.

VILLAGER #2: It floats! It floats!

VILLAGER #1: Throw her into the pond!

CROWD: The pond!

BEDEVERE: What also floats in water?

VILLAGER #1: Bread!

VILLAGER #2: Apples!

VILLAGER #3: Very small rocks!

VILLAGER #1: Cider!

VILLAGER #2: Great gravy!

VILLAGER #1: Cherries!

VILLAGER #2: Mud!

VILLAGER #3: Churches -- churches!

VILLAGER #2: Lead -- lead!

ARTHUR: A duck.

CROWD: Oooh.

BEDEVERE: Exactly! So, logically...,

VILLAGER #1: If... she.. weighs the same as a duck, she's made of

wood.

BEDEVERE: And therefore--?

VILLAGER #1: A witch!

CROWD: A witch!

BEDEVERE: We shall use my largest scales!

[yelling]

BEDEVERE: Right, remove the supports!

[whop]

[creak]

CROWD: A witch! A witch!

WITCH: It's a fair cop.

CROWD: Burn her! Burn!

[yelling]

BEDEVERE: Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

ARTHUR: I am Arthur, King of the Britons.

BEDEVERE: My liege!

ARTHUR: Good Sir knight, will you come with me to Camelot,

and join us at the Round Table?

BEDEVERE: My liege! I would be honored.

ARTHUR: What is your name?

BEDEVERE: Bedevere, my leige.

ARTHUR: Then I dub you Sir Bedevere, Knight of the Round Table.

[Narrative Interlude]

NARRATOR: The wise Sir Bedevere was the first to join King

Arthur's knights, but other illustrious names were soon to follow:

Sir Launcelot the Brave; Sir Galahad the Pure; and Sir Robin the

Not-quite-so-brave-as-Sir-Launcelot who had nearly fought the

Dragon of Agnor, who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of

Bristol and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon

Hill; and the aptly named Sir Not-appearing-in-this-film. Together

they formed a band whose names and deeds were to be retold

throughout the centuries, the Knights of the Round Table.

[Mo Green]

.....and me without any weed!

[greenminer]

Obligatory offseason Holy Grail hijack already covered here.

[UNTflyer]

I wanted to pick green, but you didn't specify what shade of green...

[EagleD]

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

and

Don't like her?! What's wrong with her?! She's beautiful. She's rich. She's got huge... tracts o' land!

favorite lines of Python ever.

[Censored by Laurie]

Monty Python sucks. So does football. And beer.

[CMJ]

I wanted to pick green, but you didn't specify what shade of green...

Underrated

[Green P1]

I didn't realize that randomly voting in this poll, but not posting, last night would bring it to page 1.....

Have to say that I'm kinda glad it did though, lord knows how I abhor the angry philosophical debates that all to often rage in internet forums. Don't get me wrong, I'll argue in person until I'm blue in the face, but with all the google & cut/paste experts weighing in on every topic I just get tired head. If you ever get really bored at work it's quite fun to copy/paste random posts into google and find out just where people are actually getting "their" opinions......

Btw, I'm strangely disappointed that I've cast the only vote for Albino squirrel white.

[FirefightnRick]

Just thought I'd change the subject matter on the board a little.

Of course, if you absolutely have to, you can also post what color you think Scott Hall or Andrew Smith would pick and whether or not choosing one color over the other would give us a significant perception edge nationally. Logo talk though is limited to those choosing either green or white.

Originally posted only eight weeks before the wreck.

God Bless Andrew Smith.

Rick

[UNTLifer]

Btw, I'm strangely disappointed that I've cast the only vote for Albino squirrel white.

I disappointed you did.

[Green P1]

I disappointed you did.

You must have never met the little guy.

Taken right outside my Ramsgate apartment summer 05. That little guy used to really cover some ground, its a good mile between the Union and The Ramsgate.

Edited July 1, 2008 by Green P1

[UNTLifer]

You must have never met the little guy.

Taken right outside my Ramsgate apartment summer 05. That little guy used to really cover some ground, its a good mile between the Union and The Ramsgate.

It's a freaking rodent and should be treated as such.

[Eagle1855]

It's a freaking rodent and should be treated as such.

OH YEAH?

Keep it up with your cavalier attitude and it won't be just this board you'll have to answer to...

[untphd]

Monty Python sucks. So does football. And beer.

Ice cold beer does not suck.

[SCREAMING EAGLE-66]

Brown isn't an option??

LULAC needs to contacted. LOL

Also why is only the White squirrell being picked in.... Something just isn't right....

This should be mentioned to the Dallas County Comissioners............ LOL

Edited July 11, 2008 by SCREAMING EAGLE-66