A forgotten GMG.com tradition: Haiku

[letsgiveacheer]

Safeway Bowl is near

Mean Green have nothing to fear

so let's give a cheer.

[meangreenthirteen]

An old tradition

Will it catch on yet again?

SMU still sucks

[Cr1028]

I couldn’t do them then,

I still can’t do them now.

[Felozano]

The Green led by Fine

Will put up 79

The tower will shine

 

I don't know.  First timer....

[GreenTexan13]

amidst a sea of green...

emerged a victor of a team..

Thus confirming why we are mean.. 

Go mean green!

[Harry]

Triumph Apogee
A great, proud eagle flexes
at the old hilltop

[Withers940]

Whatever happen to the Look a like thread

A player of theirs looks like a loaf of bread,

Their Corner back Erik Sutton

Will go Mad when Bussey pushes his Button,

There will be an injury to WR Rashee Rice

When our DB's Make him pay the Price,

Their running back is big

and kind of looks like a pig,

A tremble will over come  TE Carson Welch

When He hears Hambone's Belch,

I feel Bad for Coach Dykes

Because we are about to stomp em with our spikes,

It's Time to win big in Dallas,

So we can tear down SMU's Idea of a Golden Palace!

 

It's not a Haiku I know,

But I'll try again tomorrow 

Edited September 5, 2019 by Withers940

[MeanGreenTexan]

There once was a football team called the ponies,
who dreamt of days when they rostered some cronies.
Along came the Mean Green,
that unstoppable machine,
and exposed them all as phonies.
 

[LongJim]

How now, foul Ponies?

Consumers of detritus,

Damn them all besides

 

[Talon90]

Now 2019

Not year 1982

Eagles Boss of s.m.u.

Edited September 5, 2019 by Talon90

[bstnsportsfan3]

Screwed up this Haiku

Screwed them up last year too

At least it’s a tradition.  

[UNT 90 Grad]

I have one question.

Did Craig James kill 5 hookers?

I do not trust him.

 

[Got5onIt]

Football in Dallas

Eagle poops in horses eye

The popped collars cry

 

[GangGreen]

15 hours ago, MeanGreenTexan said:

There once was a football team called the ponies,
who dreamt of days when they rostered some cronies.
Along came the Mean Green,
that unstoppable machine,
and exposed them all as phonies.
 

Please start a separate thread for limericks.

[MeanGreenTexan]

On 9/6/2019 at 6:58 AM, GangGreen said:

Please start a separate thread for limericks.

SMU
Expensive, Snooty
Losing, Cheating, Forgotten
Their crowds resemble a ghost town
CJK5H
 

Edit:  For those confused, this is a cinquain, not a haiku.  

Edited September 7, 2019 by MeanGreenTexan

[LongJim]

Despair, ye foul ones!
Woe, the price of your folly!
Drink deep, the sadness!

[817Fan]

My head hurts badly

I'm cast to this Practice Shed

Rescue me daddy!

 

CJK5H

[meangreenlax]

The boss makes a dollar

i make a dime

thats why I poop 

on company time 

[Got5onIt]

You all fail at haikus. 

[emmitt01]

Ford Stadium sits empty

Mean Green arrive and defile

Ford sits empty again

[GreenFlag]

Rumble on hilltop

Mean Green sail to victory

Dyke’s are lesbians

[greenminer]

Do y’all not know how to count syllables?

[Cr1028]

Ramon Flanagan

Silver put you in your place

You’re still outcoached bitch 

[GangGreen]

We are glad to know

Bobby Kim is living still

He only lost teeth