Game Week Haiku

[Cerebus]

New coach thrills Ponies
dozens travel to Denton
all leave, dejected 

[meanrob]

9 minutes ago, Cerebus said:

New coach thrills Ponies
dozens travel to Denton
all leave, dejected 

Thumbs up to game week haikus 

[Aldo]

[GangGreen]

Can we do limericks? I know one about this dude from Nantucket.

[MeanGreenTexan]

Courtland Sutton? Gone.
As are his 26 points.
Now, it's Guyton's turn.

[Silent Eagle]

Stupid ponies blah

craig James killed five hookers dead

i hate s m u 

 

[LongJim]

Ponies worked over

Forlorn fans console themselves:

Drink ejaculate.

[UNTLifer]

Ponies suck suck suck

Ponies you have always sucked

Ponies suck suck suck

[Green P1]

I miss things being just for fun. 

[Cerebus]

13 minutes ago, Green P1 said:

I miss things being just for fun.

Drama queen.

[UNT 90 Grad]

7 hours ago, Cerebus said:

New coach thrills Ponies
dozens travel to Denton
all leave, dejected 

Dozens to Denton?

You give them too much credit.

One dozen, maybe.

[EagleMBA]

Cut me some slack, this is my first attempt at this literary form. 🙂

 

Scrappy taps Peruna

Eagles devour SMUt offense

Sonny blows big chunks

Edited August 30, 2018 by EagleMBA

[bstnsportsfan3]

North Texas beats SMU

Ponies will cry and Eagles will Fly

Best in the Metroplex

[UNT 90 Grad]

[97and03]

Oh Boston sports fan

used too many syllables 

Yankee incompetence 

[97and03]

Horse meat delicious

Glorious Kazakhstan knows

Mean Green eat em up

[UNT 90 Grad]

23 minutes ago, 97and03 said:

Oh Boston sports fan

used too many syllables 

Yankee incompetence 

EagleMBA

He didn’t do right either

Though he asked for slack

[UNTLifer]

Pop collar ponies

Craig James and Five Dead Hookers

Leave Apogee Sad

[malonish]

Hey it's Malonish.

How'd he find my tailgate spot?

Guess I'll give him food.

[THOR]

7 minutes ago, malonish said:

Hey it's Malonish.

How'd he find my tailgate spot?

Guess I'll give him food.

not a chance in hell

again, not a chance in hell

i only give beer

[EagleMBA]

2 hours ago, UNT 90 Grad said:

EagleMBA

He didn’t do right either

Though he asked for slack

EagleMBA

Born and raised in Yankeeland

Can't count 5 -7 - 5

 

🙂

 

[bstnsportsfan3]

10 hours ago, bstnsportsfan3 said:

North Texas beats SMU

Ponies will cry and Eagles will Fly

Best in the Metroplex

in my defense it was 4 am and i thought i did the 5/7/5 .... i was always bad at english. but still SMU will cry and Eagles will fly!

[bstnsportsfan3]

6 hours ago, 97and03 said:

Oh Boston sports fan

used too many syllables 

Yankee incompetence 

a yankee who has now lived in texas almost as long as he did up north. GO MEAN GREEN! 

[EagleMBA]

8 minutes ago, bstnsportsfan3 said:

a yankee who has now lived in texas almost as long as he did up north. GO MEAN GREEN! 

I came to Texas 55 years ago next month to start college and never went back except for a couple of summers. No wonder it is getting more difficult to pass myself off to the ladies as 45! Your post is guilty of making me remember that. 🙂

 

[Got5onIt]

Dallas red and blue

Denton beat down commences

Green explosion YES