Player Profile

[stebo]

Height 6'1", Weight 215, slow speed but great drinker. Deadly attractive.

[Cerebus]

Cerebus' Take:

Slow but makes up for it with lack of acceleration. Keeps insisting he can finish the fourty, but we have yet to see it.

Would make a good blocking FB, can really put a body on a linebacker and take them down.

[UNTFan23]

It has been overheard on Fry Street that this player has a hard time putting the bottle down, which slows down his reflexes.

[JayDub]

Also has weaknesses for reality TV, schoolgirls, Red Bull and Jaeger, and linebackers...

[twodollarpistols]

Well what can you say about Mr. "Pour me into a cab"?

[Pierow 2]

Strategists need to make certain that Steve's clock are set an hour late. This can be accomplished by waiting until after he is passed out (any night around one or so). It's like taking candy from a baby I tell ya.

[medpilot21]

A leader in the locker room, this lineman gets noticed on and off the field...mostly by the police, Sherriff's department, public defenders office, local judges, DPS, and the Department of Animal Control....(dont ask).

GMG!!!