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15 minutes ago, TheTastyGreek said:

@oldguystudent

Next? 

As we got acquired on January 1st by a bunch of rapscallion California bean counters who count beans even harder than we do, I am no longer able to help out non-clients.  And unless you're bringing in eight figures, you aren't a client. 

I'm not at joking when I say this sucks.  I was doing a lot of tax work for a lot of normal joes free of charge because I kinda considered it my community service, and I love taking a bite out of Intuit.  But I do that now, and I'll end up on the gomeangrean.com job forum, sooo...yeah. 

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Posted
12 minutes ago, MeanGreenTexan said:

What about a tax idermist?

Those are the guys that stuff things up the rectum of animal corpses and keep the results mounted in their basements, right? 

Obviously, @Quoner. NEXT!

15 minutes ago, Aldo said:

I need a good pediatric dentist

Ordinarily I'd suggest @CaribbeanGreen I believe certain legal issues prohibit him from being near minors. Or playgrounds and schoolyards. 

Though maybe he just has to explain the situation in advance? I forget how it works. 

Posted
1 minute ago, UNT Five&Dime said:

Foot masseuse? Asking for a friend.

Well, if you'll send pics in advance, plz... This is obviously @Green P1 territory. 

Just don't call him "brah". 

5 minutes ago, Cerebus said:

A 911 GT3?  For free?  

Nothing's free in waterworld. And Billy Ocean doesn't have an account here. 

Posted
4 hours ago, oldguystudent said:

As we got acquired on January 1st by a bunch of rapscallion California bean counters who count beans even harder than we do, I am no longer able to help out non-clients.  And unless you're bringing in eight figures, you aren't a client. 

I'm not at joking when I say this sucks.  I was doing a lot of tax work for a lot of normal joes free of charge because I kinda considered it my community service, and I love taking a bite out of Intuit.  But I do that now, and I'll end up on the gomeangrean.com job forum, sooo...yeah. 

I do not need free of charge but I married a foreign bride and have no idea how to file now.

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Posted
18 hours ago, oldguystudent said:

Married jointly.  She lives here?  On a green card?  Married jointly. 

Lives in Moldova, all money earned there, not a US citizen or resident. 

Posted
1 hour ago, 97and03 said:

Lives in Moldova, all money earned there, not a US citizen or resident. 

And where do you live?  You still file.  Married jointly.  Income earned outside the United States is excluded from taxable income up to $100,800, though I believe you still have to report it.  

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On 4/21/2017 at 4:19 PM, TheTastyGreek said:

And Billy Ocean doesn't have an account here. 

You used me in the wrong spot here.... but I'm very open to helping young mouths find their way*

*outcalls only. conditions may apply. 

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Posted
12 hours ago, oldguystudent said:

And where do you live?  You still file.  Married jointly.  Income earned outside the United States is excluded from taxable income up to $100,800, though I believe you still have to report it.  

Also in Moldova, though my income isn't exempt as I am U.S. government. 

Sorry to hear you aren't available for hire!

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