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18 hours ago, GreenMachine said:

How come I hear dueling banjos while reading all your post?

You guys from Deliverance U are amazing!

 

Yawn.

A movie about Georgia is supposed to be an insult.

I'll get my lawn chair and cooler to sit with you on the interstate to watch the cars headed to OU-Texas.

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Posted
5 hours ago, Greendylan said:

In fairness, all I did was copy from an actual scam letter and change the names.  The real credit belongs to the indomitable spirit of the global crime syndicates based out of West Africa.

It was still brilliant. Don't sell yourself short.

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Posted
20 hours ago, OsageJ said:

You do know our coaches are successful unlike the dips you guys hire....You know out of high school and stuff....Lol...Love ya....btw when you look for your coach he is about waiste high to your shortest guy.  Take care of the little fella.  I figure he will be about as successful as your others.  Hey maybe it's not the coaches.  Ever think of that......

Sentence structure and grammar brought to you by the Arkansas public school system. Arkansas Public Schools: 48th in Quality, 1st in Teen Pregnancy

44 minutes ago, DeepGreen said:

... and Little Rock and Fayetteville. Right?

Denton would be the second largest city in Arkansas. Just a little context to how much of a backwater Arkansas is... Have fun in Jonesboro! 

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Posted
On 4/11/2017 at 4:21 PM, AStateDale said:

Oh yeah!  That's when they played in the WPA stadium.  Okay, sorry I forgot.  Now give us the money.`

Glad you got paid. Why'd you stop posting? How was work today?

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Posted

I have not laughed so hard at GMG in years.   Some of your posts were the funniest things I have heard i a long time.

No offense to ArkStFan, who I respect tremendously.   But, I may just revisit this thread every day for the next week ;)

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