UMBRELLAS

[greenjoe]

Last night at the NT-Sul Ross game, I was looking at my ticket.  For no good reason, I turned it over and was reading that I had agreed to do by buying the ticket.  There were many things I expected; no video tapeing, no outside food, no artificial noise makers.  The ticket said no umbrellas allowed.  Odd I thought as umbrellas are rarely needed inside the Coliseum.  But the next item surprised me.  NO UMBRELLAS IN DRINKS.  What ?  Is this a joke ?  Are umbrella-ed drinks a problem ?  'splain this to me, Lucy.

Edited November 12, 2016 by greenjoe

[Travis]

19 hours ago, greenjoe said:

Last night at the NT-Sul Ross game, I was looking at my ticket.  For no good reason, I turned it over and was reading that I had agreed to do by buying the ticket.  There were many things I expected; no video tapeing, no outside food, no artificial noise makers.  The ticket said no umbrellas allowed.  Odd I thought as umbrellas are rarely needed inside the Coliseum.  But the next item surprised me.  NO UMBRELLAS IN DRINKS.  What ?  Is this a joke ?  Are umbrella-ed drinks a problem ?  'splain this to me, Lucy.

It is a growing epidemic in college basketball venues. 

[GreenMachine]

You can make your own pina coladas you just can't put the tiny umbrella in it. 

[drex]

Umbrellas are only for those sissy girl drinks, so you are OK.

[ADLER]

I guess they don't want fans to be somebody.