Say Something Nice About Our First Week Opponent (SMU)

[UNT90]

2 minutes ago, untjim1995 said:

They provided the content for the best 30 for 30 I've ever seen...

Apparently you didn't see the Duke Lacrosse 30 for 30...

Plus, anything that glorifies Dale Hansen sucks ass. That guy glorifies himself enough.

[TreeFiddy]

[Ryan Munthe]

1 hour ago, All About UNT said:

yeah......ok

Unless you're in the business school it's a garbage college for Rice prices

Edited August 26, 2016 by Ryan Munthe

[Marty]

1. SMU was nice enough to fire Hayden Fry so we could hire him in 1973.

2. Jack Adkisson (Fritz Von Erich)

 

[EagleMBA]

SMU has a good barber in their student union...he has been mine for forty years.

[untjim1995]

32 minutes ago, UNT90 said:

Apparently you didn't see the Duke Lacrosse 30 for 30...

Plus, anything that glorifies Dale Hansen sucks ass. That guy glorifies himself enough.

I saw it and it was great. But I lived the SMU and SWC as a young guy. When SMU was at their height, back in the early 80s and having no idea they were paying players, I loved watching them run the option...McIlhenny may have been one the best option QBs I ever saw, although pitching to Dickerson and James was probably pretty easy.

But the cheating was over the top and they got what they deserved. I just wish the NCAA didn't look at them as if they punished them too hard and still used the death penalty on other cheaters.

[emmitt01]

They're gonna get her around that mountain eventually

They built Highland Park high school a pretty stadium

They are kind enough to host home games for Tech, aTm, Baylor...and us every other year now

[Rudy]

They've done their part to control the hooker population.

Edited August 26, 2016 by Rudy

[scratch1976]

They hold the record for being put on probation by the NCAA. Isn't that special.  

[oldguystudent]

They've personally kept the Versace line of manpurses in business through the lean years.

Their concentrated population of male students makes me feel safe sending my daughter out at night in virtually every other neighborhood in America.

If I ever need a DWI attorney, I'm looking to SMU grads.  They've got experience!

Their propensity for snorting cocaine through rolled up hundred dollar bills keeps Texans employed at the US Bureau of Engraving and Printing in Ft. Worth.

Clop fetishists across the nation thank the ponies for the idea.

I'm always down for an SMU coed "Gone slummin'"

 

[GangGreen]

Bronies?

[Christopher Walker]

Their Chamber Music studies are pretty legit. Other than that? Nawwww.

[Cerebus]

Their visiting "crowd" will leave plenty of space for student overflow seating.  

[MeanGreenTexan]

Hey guys,
These things are not nice at all.

[Eagle-96]

1. Ivy League level snobbery without all the pesky accolades.

2. University Park, keeping under the table briefcase cash fashionable

3. You can't spell: "We're super arrogant about our glory days in the SWC which we were only able to achieve because of smarmy backroom dealings and in your face flouting of any and all NCAA SWC moral and all other rules of life in general".  without smu.

4.Kindly hosting us at Apogee South every other year.

 

[97and03]

I  used to bang one of their law school students, so that is cool.

[Stan R]

no.

[Grant.UNT]

They're located right next to a really nice men's clothing store, Culwell and Son.

[Aldo]

They've been nice enough to win as many games as us in the last 5 seasons.

They have a coach named Chad.

They haven't killed any hookers in Kerr Hall - that we know.

I do not know who their dad is, but they are always nice enough to tell me.

[MeanGreenMailbox aka TFLF]

13 hours ago, jtm0097 said:

Nice Raybans bro

They are inclusive.

[bstnsportsfan3]

SMU is #1!!!! in being the douchiest university in the metroplex 

[NTAlum09]

My brother in law is getting his Executive 119,000 dollar degree from there and my old favorite college lacrosse coach Karl Lynch (former Denton Hammer) has been coaching there 5 years now.

[97and03]

50 minutes ago, MeanGreenMailbox said:

They are inclusive.

She looks terrified.

[TreeFiddy]

14 hours ago, jtm0097 said:

Nice Raybans bro

Does anyone know if that poor girl was ever heard from again?  In the video version she could be seen mouthing the words "help me".

[MeanGreenMailbox aka TFLF]

2 minutes ago, 97and03 said:

She looks terrified.

It's because she and her finger nail-chewing friend didn't get the sunglasses memo.  Other than that, she blends right in, no?