Say Something Nice About Our First Week Opponent (SMU)

[All About UNT]

 

Allow us to return the compliments of SMU fans.

- Their campus is as beautiful as it gets. It reminds me of many campuses seen around Virginia (UV especially) and other areas of the mid-Atlantic

- Their fans allow for the continuation of the color "Salmon" being available for selection in the most recent Nordstrom and Bloomingdale's catalog due to the high demand.

- Their sports programs have shown the rest of the DIV 1 programs how NOT to conduct their affairs and have opened our collective eyes to the pitfalls of being greedy and classless......so thanks for that.

- SMU players and students allow for the finest quality cocaine to be readily available to greater Dallas through their constant demands for it.

 

*Edit.....SMU Fans your thread title is hardly worthy of plagiarizing...it was merely titled in such a way that you would recognize it more easily.

[Cr1028]

At least they're not from Canada?

Edited August 25, 2016 by Cr1028

[Ryan Munthe]

They're located in Texas.

[MGNation92]

They've only been caught cheating a handful of times

Most of them are able to keep the jobs they get because of daddy

Craig James could have killed a lot more hookers

Edited August 25, 2016 by MGNation92

[Hunter Green]

Home to one of my first Cowboys hero, Dandy Don Meredith. 

RIP.

Just now, Hunter Green said:

Home to one of my first Cowboys hero, Dandy Don Meredith. 

RIP.

Other than that, they suck big, MEAN GREEN appendages!

[Ben Gooding]

I don't say this much. Actually, I can't recall the last time I was able to say this....But...I'm at a loss for words. 

[forevereagle]

They are very hospitable to visiting fans by making sure that there is plenty of available seating.

[drex]

Have a cute 'Mr. Peppermint' band.

[Eastwood Eagle]

They do not come to Denton.

[southsideguy]

their fans all match

[Army of Dad]

I heard from @oldguystudent that some of there frats aren't "too rapey".

[Paulie Walnuts]

[Side Show Joe]

Every SMU alum I've ever hired has always done a great job cutting my lawn.

[EagleMBA]

1 hour ago, southsideguy said:

their fans all match

Underrated!

[jtm0097]

Nice Raybans bro

[All About UNT]

2 minutes ago, Side Show Joe said:

Every SMU alum I've ever hired has always done a great job cutting my lawn.

yeah......ok

[Green P1]

I like that they have a Mini-Horse instead of a real horse.  Its pretty adorable. 

[EagleMBA]

Their restrooms are gender-neutral AND species neutral to accommodate their mini-horse.

[Paulie Walnuts]

Best GIF ever??

[All About UNT]

 

[UTSA Fan]

1They're not in San Antonio

2. Their name is easily morphed into derogatory words

3 Name is only 3 letters

4 The cars they drive have 3 letters in the name too

5. They are OOC

[UNT90]

They unknowing provide a false rivalry for insecure UNT fans? 

[untjim1995]

They provided the content for the best 30 for 30 I've ever seen...

[GM1998]

Their co-eds looked hot in their dresses and cowboy boots. I can't believe I am the first guy to post that!

[untjim1995]

Just now, GM1998 said:

Their co-eds looked hot in their dresses and cowboy boots. I can't believe I am the first guy to post that!

Everybody's coeds in the south look great in those outfits...