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On tonight's card, we have a Title Bout: Gandalf the White vs Yoda (the Green, I suppose).

and on the undercard,

Neo vs. Lt. Cmdr. Data

Capt. Picard vs. Capt. Kirk

Spiderman vs. Wolverine

Buttercup vs. the red Power Ranger

and an 11th-level Paladin with a +3 Sword of Sharpness vs a Griffon, 3 Orcs, and a Gelatinous Cube.

place yer bets.........

Posted

That paladin sounds like he has killed a few metal slimes in his day to get some experience points.

What are the Memphis fans gonna think of this thread!?!?

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What are the Memphis fans gonna think of this thread!?!?

That's exactly what I was just discussing with Stebo.

Speaking of Stebo...I heard he's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi....and he once inhaled a seagull!

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That's exactly what I was just discussing with Stebo.

Speaking of Stebo...I heard he's a ten foot tall beastman who showers in vodka and feeds his baby shrimp scampi....and he once inhaled a seagull!

Man you don't want to get me started on Bill Brasky stories... laugh.gif

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On tonight's card, we have a Title Bout:  Gandalf the White vs Yoda (the Green, I suppose).

and on the undercard,

Neo vs. Lt. Cmdr. Data

Capt. Picard vs. Capt. Kirk

Spiderman vs. Wolverine

Buttercup vs. the red Power Ranger

and an 11th-level Paladin with a +3 Sword of Sharpness vs a Griffon, 3 Orcs, and a Gelatinous Cube.

place yer bets.........

I couldn't leave this one alone ph34r.gifph34r.gif

For the title Match - Yoda in the first round hands down the easiest call.

(Neo vs. Lt. Cmdr. Data) Data in the second round. Neo is a punk!!

(Capt. Picard 1992 vs. Capt. Kirk 1969) This is tougher, but I take this as During the prime of both of their series, Kirk in the third and to the death, Kirk fought hand to hand in over half the shows.

(Spiderman vs. Wolverine) Good battle!!! I take Spiderman by decision after the 12th, He has spidy sense.

(Buttercup vs. the red Power Ranger) No real clue I know they are both cartoons, I think red Power Ranger should win in the 2nd just based on Names alone.

(11th-level Paladin with a +3 Sword of Sharpness vs a Griffon, 3 Orcs, and a Gelatinous Cube.) I don't remember Hit points and damage of an average 11th-level Paladin, and no idea what the Jell-o can do. I think if the Paladin is by himself he's totally screwed!!

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other than Yoda, I have no idea what the hell yall are talking about

What's sad is, I can follow about 99% of this thread... But I'm going to hold off from giving my predictions on those particular matches ph34r.gif

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Does all this have something to do with the talon's initiation?

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No -- actually, we are just imitating the typical halftime talk at a UT-Dallas chessmatch. (If you don't have a football team, do you still have cheerleaders for chess?) unsure.gif

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No -- actually, we are just imitating the typical halftime talk at a UT-Dallas chessmatch.  (If you don't have a football team, do you still have cheerleaders for chess?) unsure.gif

I think Saturday Night Live answered that question laugh.gif

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See, I gotta know if the 11th season Paladin has any buffs before I make the call. A SoW can make all the difference if you gotta bail.

Armor (especially magical) can have good effects as well.

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Man, I haven't played evercrack in ages ... must ... get ... broadband ... connection ... and better ... computer ...

Posted

What the hell is a Paladin?  Can we get back to something I know....like lightsabers....and Bill Brasky jokes?

Did I ever tell you about the time that Bill Braksy taught his son how to drive? He did it by entering him in the Indy 500. The kid wrecked and died. Brasky said it would've happened sometime.

Posted

Who is Bill Brasky? huh.gif  huh.gif

Bill Brasky is a two ton man-mountain who can palm a medicine ball!

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It amazes me that this thread never dies, yet burger, BBQ, pizza or beer talk gets shut down. cool.gif

I'm thinking that this thread gives Cerebus the warm fuzzies.

and I agree that Data would trash Neo. Don't forget that Data punk'd The Borg.

Twice.

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Geez...

I am out sick a couple of days and the board goes to seed....

Is this what you want people?!?! ANARCHY!?!?!

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Locked.

Oh, and the Paladin is dead, unless he has a light saber. rolleyes.gif

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