List: Nicknames More Clever than Hattiesburg Hustler

UNT90 · May 11, 2016

5 minutes ago, Cerebus said:

I can't believe the low class crassness of some of you people.... to try and raise the dignitas of this place, my satire will come in the form of a haiku:

Fifteen years of loss,

Apogee sits, still, empty,

Will Smatresk save us?

I encourage others to submit their best effort.

Hijack?

Got5onIt · May 11, 2016

The Kingpin

Slick Rick

Southern Miss Death Kiss

Pest with the Sweater Vest

The Real UNT Lifer

MeanGreen13 · May 11, 2016

IDK if anyone has said this one yet, but it came to me in a day dream:

The Round Mound of Let Down...

I'm not sure if more appropriate for RV or Benford.

UNT90 · May 12, 2016

13 minutes ago, MeanGreen13 said:

IDK if anyone has said this one yet, but it came to me in a day dream:

The Round Mound of Let Down...

I'm not sure if more appropriate for RV or Benford.

Both. One s is all that's required.

pastorgrant · May 12, 2016

Only five home games

Losing to FCS teams

The fans are fed up.

Haikus are easy

But sometimes they don't make sense.

Refrigerator.

UNT 04 · May 12, 2016

gangrene gringo

Aquila_Viridis · May 14, 2016

North Texas Shep · May 14, 2016

Hiding man boobs with a sweater vest McGoo

Green Mustached Fiend

Lazy Sack of Winlessness

risinggreen · May 14, 2016

The Director of Doom

The Belt Buster Hustler

Road Game Rick

Our Beefy Chiefy

No Win Zen

UNT90 · May 14, 2016

1 hour ago, risinggreen said:

Road Game Rick

???

southsideguy · May 14, 2016

If the administration is not going to have RV back why not announce it now and start the search for a new ad and let RV finish out his contract. At least we have something to look forward to instead of Dr Donothing.

UNT90 · May 14, 2016

10 minutes ago, southsideguy said:

If the administration is not going to have RV back why not announce it now and start the search for a new ad and let RV finish out his contract. At least we have something to look forward to instead of Dr Donothing.

The Hattiesburg Hustler decides when he leaves and no one else. He has hustled long and hard to ensure this eventuality.