List: Nicknames More Clever than Hattiesburg Hustler

[UNT Five&Dime]

27 minutes ago, UNTFan23 said:

There is a certain amount of irony with this thread as the rules for the site say that name calling is allowed yet here we have a thread whose sole purpose is to call the (embattled) Athletic Director names.

Nobody is calling him names, simply suggesting nicknames. It's just a coincidence they happen to be negative

I propose we also come up with more clever nicknames for UNT90, I don't like that one either.

[UNT90]

22 minutes ago, UNT Five&Dime said:

Nobody is calling him names, simply suggesting nicknames. It's just a coincidence they happen to be negative

I propose we also come up with more clever nicknames for UNT90, I don't like that one either.

Or Five & Dime. That's kinda weak, also.

Edited May 10, 2016 by UNT90

[UNT Five&Dime]

6 minutes ago, UNT90 said:

Or Five & Dime. That's kinda weak, also.

I have been wanting to change for a couple years but can't come up with anything. So, yea, fire away.

[DeepGreen]

Master Snake Oil Salesman

[EagleMBA]

  Goose

[UNT90]

39 minutes ago, UNT Five&Dime said:

I have been wanting to change for a couple years but can't come up with anything. So, yea, fire away.

I like UNT9O, personally. It... rhymes?

For you? Grants and Benjamin's. You know. Inflation and all.

Edited May 10, 2016 by UNT90

[emmitt01]

The Teflon Con

The Notorious L.O.S.S.

Lay-Z

 

 

[UNT90]

29 minutes ago, emmitt01 said:

The Teflon Con

 

 

 

My favorite yet.

[All About UNT]

22 minutes ago, UNT90 said:

My favorite yet.

Gotta go with these favorites:

Rick Villa, the Attendance Killa

The Boss of Loss

FireStartinRick

Rick the Tick Who's Bleeding us Sick

 

[rcade]

We should call him the Immovable Object.

[MeanGreen13]

Maybe I have the sense of humor of a 7 year old, but Kungfu Walrus made me snort laughing! also, Teflon Con is the most accurate yet! 

[bstnsportsfan3]

Rick V Shakur aka 2Fanz (how many we have left)

The Denton Destroyer

Milli Villarilli

Rick' Rolled 

Edited May 11, 2016 by bstnsportsfan3

[UNT90]

Rick Rolled UNT

[Mean Green Matt]

5 hours ago, RealMeanGreenMatt said:

Darling Rikki

mr. 17

The Green Rooter

Chairman, Forever Mean Green Society

The Platinum Eagle

wedentonDIDit

Paid the cost to be the boss...of Unicorn Lake

I'm not the real Mean Green Matt?

[foutsrouts]

Funny stuff. We really are a bunch of bad bad boys around here in the off season. If Littrell runs through this board, he's certainly got a better idea of what he's gotten himself into now.

Seth, find a way to bring us back from death, and Tony, please be a coach instead of a phony! 

Sorry, couldn't resist one last lame rhyme.

[3XL]

This is truely awful...seriously...how low have we sunk? 

Here's mine:

Sir Burps A Lot

I'M FULL! 

The Green Tick 

What's for Lunch

The AD of Pop-Corn U 

The Green Gobstopper  

The Hamburgerler

Mayor McLosses

Pizza Czar

Kaptain Kangaroo 

Rick Mangino

 

 

 

Edited May 11, 2016 by 3XL

[Side Show Joe]

I've got to admit, some of these really made me chuckle, but I'm going to refrain from adding to this growing list, and continue to focus on his lack of success.

[3XL]

so many funny "nick names" for "our v"

but the irony of "Rickie Hustle" made me seriously laugh out loud...

Here's a couple more:

Huricaine Ricktrina 

The Green Reaper 

 

 

 

 

[TheWestie]

Rick "Keep paying attention to what's going on during the coaches show over thatta way and don't look at me as I break off pieces of this delicious Rudy's Rice Krispies Treat I'm hiding in my pocket" Villareal.

[Texas Stranger]

10 hours ago, RealMeanGreenMatt said:

Darling Rikki

19 and 99

Little Sweater Vest

I Would Lie 4 U

Take V With U

Deleterious

When Fans Cry

Let's Go Lazy

 

Edited May 11, 2016 by Texas Stranger
update

[Cr1028]

How about?

Rickford "Jimmy John's filled me to the" Brimley

I'll give your athletic program DIABEETUS.

 

Edited May 12, 2016 by Cr1028

[Graham]

On May 10, 2016 at 0:02 AM, Quoner said:

goRving.com

GoRVing.com is genius. 

[Aldo]

Ok I'll play

Rick BungleLow

High Noon I Mean 1pm I Mean Yesterday Villareal

Tenement on Wheels

 

[Green P1]

On May 10, 2016 at 9:28 AM, Censored by Laurie said:

Sweater-Vested Swindler
The Assad of Apogee
Stashe & Grab
The Sham Man of SoMiss
90 Hate Me
Rickie Hustle
The Round Mound of Five Game Home Schedule
The Anti-Jason Lee
Golden Eagle of Grift and Extortion
Holosause Denier
RVA
Refrigerator Walrus
Freeloading Walrus
Walrus Diesel
Kung Fu Walrus
Dirt McCarney
The Diecisiete Kid
The Mitten
The Human Lowlight Villarreal
Rick Villafake

 

Anti-Jason Lee? 

Id say he and his 17 are to UNT what Jason and his cronies are to Denton. 

[Cerebus]

I can't believe the low class crassness of some of you people....  to try and raise the dignitas of this place, my satire will come in the form of a haiku:

 

Fifteen years of loss,

Apogee sits, still, empty,

Will Smatresk save us?

 

 

I encourage others to submit their best effort.