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It's Thor's birthday today and he decides to go the UNT vs UTSA football game.  If Thor enters the gates of Apogee stadium at 5:30 pm and all fans attending the game , less the UTSA fans because they would not buy a UNT fan a beer, buy Thor a beer for three quarters.  Thor gladly drinks all his free beer, could he drive home under the legal limit of Texas State Law?  Remember the team is 0-7 and UTSA is 1-6 and it Halloween night.  oh yeah it is game day....north.....texas

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Don't think of Thor as a prodigious beer drinker...think of him as a zealous recycler!

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Thor stands the entire game (or as much as he stays for) on the last row of section 106.   The line to present him with beer starts in the walkway immediately behind him.  Please try not to block the view of handicap patrons as you wait to provide Thor with birthday beverages.  

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It's Thor's birthday today and he decides to go the UNT vs UTSA football game.  If Thor enters the gates of Apogee stadium at 5:30 pm and all fans attending the game , less the UTSA fans because they would not buy a UNT fan a beer, buy Thor a beer for three quarters.  Thor gladly drinks all his free beer, could he drive home under the legal limit of Texas State Law?  Remember the team is 0-7 and UTSA is 1-6 and it Halloween night.  oh yeah it is game day....north.....texas

ha...and no way in hell!!! Thanks for the birthday wishes folks

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