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I think we need some levity today.

I previously said that RV could ********* and keep his job, so I guess I'm gonna have to raise the bar.

We all know CJK5H at SMU. And never suffered conciquences.

I think if RV murdered 5 co-eds, he MIGHT be fired. 

Thoughts?

#RVK5CE?

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Do you know what levity means?

Sometimes you just gotta chuckle at a hopeless situation, no? I have faith in this fan base to make this funny.

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Sometimes you just gotta chuckle at a hopeless situation, no? I have faith in this fan base to make this funny.

But I don't know that we need to make light of rape and murder, but to each their own I guess.

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Also, if you get the tune of Minnie The Moocher in your head, you can really run with the Sarkisian bit...

Hey, folks, here's a story 'bout Drinkin' Sarkisian.
He tried to coach, but his breath was a-stinkin!
He had an arm like a moon-bound rocket,
But he kept a bottle of hootch in his pocket!

Hi-dee, Hi-dee, Hi-dee, Ho!

And so on and so on.
 

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But I don't know that we need to make light of rape and murder, but to each their own I guess.

So Craig James killing five hookers isn't ok?

I think you need to tell the entire college football internet about this view.

Thanks for being a kill joy. (Uh-oh. I used kill. Hope it didn't offend you).

He would have to fund a flying banner that reads, "Fire Ernie Kuehne!!" 

See, I knew y'all had it in you. 

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Caught with Jared Fogle's little black book?

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How about his employment application not disclosing that his mother was a thespian, his father was homo sapiens, and he regularly exposes his epidermis?

Would that be sufficient?

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