2015 UNT PREVIEW, WRITTEN BY A BORED HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT

Harry · September 25, 2015

WHEN NORTH TEXAS HAS THE BALL

The Iowa Hawkeyes definately got there biggest break of College Football 2015 when Tony Romo suffered a collerbone concussion against Philadelphia last week. My brother says Romo is the biggest choker of all time and it looks like his body agrees with him, lol, but you can't lol about injuries if my dad is around because he says it's classless and it's like come on, it's sports, if I was supposed to have class on weekends the school would'nt be locked. My brother says this one kid Jeremy went into the school on a weekend once and all the classrooms were locked, a custodian saw him and so he ran but dude the custodians aren't gonna chase you, heck theyd probably let you into the rooms themselves, you should try that.

I just looked at the North Texas rostor and they don't even list Romo even though Dallas is the only NFL team in North Texas lmao also why doesn't it say Cowboys, it says Mean Grean? there's some guy named Andrew McNulty. It's funny because that is literally the name of a guy on the Wire, a HBO show about drugs that I'm not allowed to watch because it's about drugs. I think McNulty is the name of the guy who carries around the gun and he's always like, "Omar's coming!" Omar is the biggest factor in the Wire shows, probably;... you can't count him out!!!

ESPN says Andrew McNulty is from Iowa City so this game will be a real "home town reunion", no pun intended! Iowa Hawkeyes has to bring the whole defense at him or else it will be lights out, literally. You know these guys want to beat Iowa and "win one for Dez" possibly. All of Northern Texas will be watching this game. It is like Rocky 4 if Texas was USSR and all the people watching on TV are the Russians, or wait, the match was in USSR, so maybe Iowa is Ivan Dragon, wait, no Iowa isn't supposed to lose. OK it is when Ivan Dragon punches the America guy so hard he dies in real life maybe. RIP Carl Weather!

read more; http://www.blackheartgoldpants.com/2015/9/24/9392901/north-texas-iowa-preview-bored-high-school-student

GM1998 · September 25, 2015

This is odd. Don't even know what to say.

UNTexas · September 25, 2015

I literally dumber for reading this.

edcollopy · September 25, 2015

stay in school kid. You're not allowed to watch the wire because of the drug content, yet you wrote this garbage as if were were stoned out of your mind. Make sure when you write, 'no pun intended', that there is actually a pun to reference.