The Mean Green Post Halloween Complaint Hour- Saturday

[meanJewGreen]

To all in Austin this weekend,

You are cordially invited to the Mean Green Complaint Hour, otherwise known as join me for a beer at the Silo.

Come for 5 seconds, or come for 5 hours as we discuss the disappointing year being had by the Green Guys.

Topics to be Discussed:

-Can the defensive demise this year be traced to the players stealing leftover Grey Goose from Dan McCarney's cabinet? Or is our DC just drunk every game?

-Carlos Harris Sr's Twitter Account

- If Dajon Williams puts his feelings on Twitter, should we believe them to a T a la teenage girls and Justin Bieber lyrics (is he still cool?)

-How can we use the might of the Mean Green nation to force all youth sports leagues to only play games on Saturday at 8 in the morning so that no alums miss an 11 am kickoff?

-What the f*** is the Sinclair Network?

-Should we move the last few Coaches Show to a vegetarian restaurant since this team doesn't have much meat to it?

-If we had an open tryout for Greeks for the team, would they be more inclined to come inside the stadium?

-How will we end our Arena League player drought?

-Who would make for a more interesting Scrappy, Greg Abbott or Wendy Davis?

I think I'm gonna head down around 1 or so.