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The jumbotron at fouts does work. Unfortunately it uses so much electricity that it causes the fans to reverse their spin direction, sucking fans out apogee and into their blades. Since this would be a horrible tragedy I guess maybe we should scrap that plan.

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I think a lot of alumni (a lot of the ones that normally attend, that is) have this game marked to attend because it is a 6pm start time.

But what we get in extra alums, we lose in student support.

18,500

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Simple mathematics tells us that the population of the Universe must be zero. Why? Well given that the volume of the universe is infinite there must be an infinite number of worlds. But not all of them are populated; therefore only a finite number are. Any finite number divided by infinity is zero, therefore the average population of the Universe is zero, and so the total population must be zero.

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I'm very surprised at the high numbers that are being predicted. I hope you're right. The way this season has gone, I'm thinking very poor attendance.

15K announced

11K actual

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There will be 1 butt in a seat. I can personally certify, guarantee, and stamp that. That's my handcrafted, express delivered, extra hydrating, flavor blasted, lead-pipe lock of the week.

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I'm very surprised at the high numbers that are being predicted. I hope you're right. The way this season has gone, I'm thinking very poor attendance.

15K announced

11K actual

We have a pretty strong base of 16k that shows up on nice weather days, even when we were going 1-11.

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Simple mathematics tells us that the population of the Universe must be zero. Why? Well given that the volume of the universe is infinite there must be an infinite number of worlds. But not all of them are populated; therefore only a finite number are. Any finite number divided by infinity is zero, therefore the average population of the Universe is zero, and so the total population must be zero.

Someone doesn't quite understand stochastics...

Probably for the best that "Accounting" comes before "Actuarial Science" in the course catalog. :P

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Someone doesn't quite understand stochastics...

Probably for the best that "Accounting" comes before "Actuarial Science" in the course catalog. :P

"The insurance business is completely screwy now. You know they’ve reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?"

“Really?” said Arthur. “No, I didn’t. For what offence?”

Trillian frowned.

“What do you mean, offence?”

“I see."

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Thor, I'm bringing brisket, potato salad and beans. Should be there around 11am. Save a spot.

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