(My best Joe Pesci voice) OK OK OK You know those guys that go to a game wearing a shirt or jersey of a team that's NOT playing that night ? Well, I've decided to do something about it.
My store, Denton Bicycle Center, is doing a promotion this basketball season called, "Take the shirt off your back." Here's how it works.
One of the promotions people finds a guy wearing a UT shirt while we're playing Rice or somebody. Another promotions person goes up into the stands and makes contact with this UT person.
The guy on the floor says, It's time for "Take the Shirt off your back" presented by Denton Bicycle Center." "Hey Mary. Where are you ?"
Mary says, "I'm up here with Bob. Hey Bob, is that a University of Texas shirt you're wearing ?"
Bob says, "Yes."
Mary to the crowd, "Hey everybody. Has anyone here ever heard of the University of Texas ?"
The crowd says, "NOOOOO."
Mary to crowd, "Would you like Bob to wear a North Texas Mean Green shirt ?"
Crowd, "YESSSSSS." (Hopefully Bob puts on the free NT shirt and doesn't come looking for me)
Mary to Bob, "Thanks Bob for taking the shirt off your back brought to you by your friends at Denton Bicycle Center."
You got it ? I need your help with "NO" and with "YES".
GO MEAN GREEN