Alright, before you get your jimmies rustled, let me throw out a theory.
We severely undercut the magical aura of look-a-like thread derailment by derailing every other thread for the last two weeks leading up to Saturday. It doesn't work that way, folks. Geez!
So now, let's get back to working on proper derailment procedures.
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I'll start. Tulsa star WR "Goldie"
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Oh, gawd. I can't. She's too cute. Something something something Air Bud.
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Now remember when all hope is lost out on the frigid tundra of defeat, know that at least Coach Mac can beat Idaho.