Green Grenade II

My computer is all f'd up. Go!Mean Green!

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The end of my column says..."SO, UNTIL NEXT WEEK WONDERING IF THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP CHICKS IS AT BO PILGRIM'S FARM IN ARKANSAS."

Go to sportspagedallas.com. My artic'e is on the site there. The SPORTSPAGE WEEKY is available all over the Metroplex. The article is about my idiot predictions...including my bold prediction last August that The Mean Green Football team would go 7-5 last season. I also picked PHILLY AND BALTIMORE to play in the SUPER BOWL. Check it out.

was because it was 105 in June!

Everybody watch me cheer for Mean Green Football, erspecially with the NEW UNIFORMS from UNDER WEAR instead of UNDER ARMOUR! Can you say VICTORIA'S SECRET? No, not the ladies store, but a girl named Victoria I met last season. The only reason she was HOT was

I really believe we'll more than turn the corner this next season, including a shockingly close game vs Alabama. Just my opinion. I hope I'm going to see dirt fly this summer, and not just from some dude peeling out in his jalopy from SMU!!!!! SO, BUST OUT THE KEGS OF SCOTCH AND BRING OUT THOSE SEXY BABES FROM UNT!!!! WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS WITH OUR OPPONENTS THIS FALL. MARGIE JUST CAME IN THE ROOM AND SAID, "HONEY DON'T YOU HAVE LOWER CASE TYPE ON THAT LAPTOP?" hell yes, i do!

I just thought I'd clear up where I stand on this issue. Texas deserves to play for the National Championship. Period. Case Closed! Well, not actually. Sad to say, the resegated Longhorns will suffer a humuliating to Ohio State, while Ole Miss will crusify Texas Tech, in the delapidated and expanded Cotton Pickin Bowl!!!!! On another front, my loving wife says the Dallas Cowboys will be trounched in their own version of a delapidated Texas Stadium. I went to a high school game there last night, and the place is in shambles, and that's the good parts! GO MEAN GREEN, TAKE MY WIFE TO A BASKETBALL GAME, PLEASE. i'LL PLAY MONEY TO SEE THAT!!!!!

HEY, THERE, WHEN YOU SAY TO STOP BEATING A "DEAD HORSE" THAT WOULD BE SMU, RIGHT?????

NO DON'T GET SENTIMENTAL HERE. MARGIE WANT ME TO PUT BALLS ON THE TREE IN THE LIVING ROOM THIS SUNDAY, BUT I'VE GTOLD HER MANY TIMES, I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE HOUSE. SHE SAID, WELL YOU COULD BRING FRIENDS. AH, THE JOYS OF CHRISTMAS IN FARMERS BRANCH.

Now, don't go on with the wisecracks (oh, wait). Anyway, kick Todd Ford to the curb. Margie, assuming we can keep her awake for 3 hours, will make a great coordinator. She just said, "Rick, go downstairs and fix my dinner." Sorry, gotta go now...duty calls. GO MEAN GREEN FOREVER!!!!!!

By the way, Longhorns, go to BuckeyeFans.Com and learn the music and lyrics to: ACROSS THE FIELD, BUCKEYE BATTLE CRY, AND CARMEN OHIO (the Alma Mater). and, remember, when you play THE EYES OF TEXAS, Buckeye fans will think it's I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD, ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!

SO, COACH MACK BROWN, GET OUT YOUR PLAYBOOK AND POLISH IT UP, CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED A REAL SOONER EFFORT IF YER GONNA BEAT THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES IN THE FIESTA BOWL IN GLENDALE, ARIZONA!!!!! MEANWHILE MY WIFE MARGIE AND THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE SNORING THROUGH THE GAME ON FOX!

THIS IS CAPITAL PUNISHMENT, EVEN FROM MY 'FOOTBALL GENIUS WIFE'. SO WASH YOUR DIRTY LAUNDRY IN THE SINK OF LIFE. GET MY DREFT. SO, TILL THE SAINTS GO MARCHING IN AT OUR HOUSE, LET'S PLAY SOME ROUND BALL!

For all who have their shorts in a wad about no coaches show at the WingHouse (erm make that the Poor hoiuse, er Pourhouse, my bad) My wife , being a very offensive coordinator, makes me a head football coaching genius. Remember a few months ago I told RV that we should run the "Wishbone Spread, or the wild triple option. I got so much response on this project that I had to see a "shrink." That, at my advanced age is not really good! Call with your donations at 1-800-Dumb Idea!

I vowed not to listen to oujr game today, but the score showed up on the bottom of the screen during the / Ole Miss Game! I will be at next week's blowout loss to Arkansas State. Our coach is killing our football program. Sorry about that, RV!

There was this football nerd and he got invited to see North Texas play Middle Tennessee State, and ______________(fill in the blanks, please, with your own ending, or really good jokes. I need the laughs!!!! Thanks and Go Mean Green!!!!!

Watching the Buckeye/Wolverine game in Columbus on channell 8. Our new stadium will be a horseshoe, too, but I doubt it will seat 107,000 for a game with our hated rival, who is_____________(fill in the blank, please). Now, back to the dkiscussion on why Middle Tennessee will lose to us today, and it WILL happen. Kickoff is 2:30pm. On a side note, sorry Mack Brown, but Texas Tech will win tonight in Norman!!!! My wise wife Margie said so. She also wanted to know if North Texas ever planned to play the Dallas Cowboys. I told her, oh yeah.... the sixth week next August. Bye for now!!!!!

JEEZ, DON'T GET SO SERIOUS! I DON'T HAVE A SERIOUS BONE IN MY BODY, ONLY MY DOG HAS, AND IT'S IN HIS DOG BOWL, SAME BOWL BOWL MIDDLE TENNESSEE WILL EVER PLAY IN, UNLESS IT'S THE T-BOWL!

ETERNAL OPTIMISM, HERE, AND IN ALL CAPS (SOMEONE MADE OFF IWTH MY LOWER CASE KEYBOARD). I SUSPECT MY WIFE....BUT SHE WON'T SPEAK TO ME SINCE YESTERDAY. THERE IS A GOD!!!!! DOWN WITH THE MUFFS FROM THE MURF. GO! MEAN GREEN FOREVER, WHATEVER!!!!

Today is Thursday, trash pick-up day in our neighborhood, just like some of the girls I used to date, present wife excluded. Wondering about this Saturday's game...I like our chances, like in horse racing (place, show ,or WIN!). The Muddle Tennessee whatevers will be fat and happy, just like their cheerleaders, but we will show them some offensive football. GO! MEAN GREEN!!!!!!

I miss Jim, and his goats and sheep. But this was a refereence on the MUTS board from 11-12 when they were talking about a fraternity at Western Kentucky that got kicked off campus (and, no...it wasn't KA's).

I hate SMU, but my longtime friend, Gene Wilson, invited me to go, so I said "yes." Ford Stadium is in a horrible location (on campus, plus no track, and wala, they have an elevator to the pressbox), I said behind Jerry Levias and Mike Richardson (who played for Hayde Fry at SMU.) SMU was very competitive with Memphis, and although they did not win, the final score was 31-26. We need to work on getting coaching adjustments at halftime. Our blowout loss to FAU was just another chapter in a failed season. If it is any consolation, SMU is also 1-9! UGH!!!!!!!!! PLEASE TELL ME THE MEAN GREEN FOOTBALL'S FUTURE IS BRIGHT!!!!!

Please understand what I'm saying. My "sports minded" wife, Margie, took a look at the point spread, and thought it would look good on our California King Bed! I tried to explain what a point spread really means, and then she wanted to know if a "Snelly" was a car made by Toyota? I xxx###&#X give up. GO MEAN GREEN FOREVER!