Green Grenade II

My computer is all f'd up. Go!Mean Green!

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The end of my column says..."SO, UNTIL NEXT WEEK WONDERING IF THE BEST PLACE TO PICK UP CHICKS IS AT BO PILGRIM'S FARM IN ARKANSAS."

Go to sportspagedallas.com. My artic'e is on the site there. The SPORTSPAGE WEEKY is available all over the Metroplex. The article is about my idiot predictions...including my bold prediction last August that The Mean Green Football team would go 7-5 last season. I also picked PHILLY AND BALTIMORE to play in the SUPER BOWL. Check it out.

was because it was 105 in June!

Everybody watch me cheer for Mean Green Football, erspecially with the NEW UNIFORMS from UNDER WEAR instead of UNDER ARMOUR! Can you say VICTORIA'S SECRET? No, not the ladies store, but a girl named Victoria I met last season. The only reason she was HOT was

I really believe we'll more than turn the corner this next season, including a shockingly close game vs Alabama. Just my opinion. I hope I'm going to see dirt fly this summer, and not just from some dude peeling out in his jalopy from SMU!!!!! SO, BUST OUT THE KEGS OF SCOTCH AND BRING OUT THOSE SEXY BABES FROM UNT!!!! WE'RE GONNA KICK SOME ASS WITH OUR OPPONENTS THIS FALL. MARGIE JUST CAME IN THE ROOM AND SAID, "HONEY DON'T YOU HAVE LOWER CASE TYPE ON THAT LAPTOP?" hell yes, i do!

I just thought I'd clear up where I stand on this issue. Texas deserves to play for the National Championship. Period. Case Closed! Well, not actually. Sad to say, the resegated Longhorns will suffer a humuliating to Ohio State, while Ole Miss will crusify Texas Tech, in the delapidated and expanded Cotton Pickin Bowl!!!!! On another front, my loving wife says the Dallas Cowboys will be trounched in their own version of a delapidated Texas Stadium. I went to a high school game there last night, and the place is in shambles, and that's the good parts! GO MEAN GREEN, TAKE MY WIFE TO A BASKETBALL GAME, PLEASE. i'LL PLAY MONEY TO SEE THAT!!!!!

HEY, THERE, WHEN YOU SAY TO STOP BEATING A "DEAD HORSE" THAT WOULD BE SMU, RIGHT?????

NO DON'T GET SENTIMENTAL HERE. MARGIE WANT ME TO PUT BALLS ON THE TREE IN THE LIVING ROOM THIS SUNDAY, BUT I'VE GTOLD HER MANY TIMES, I'M THE ONLY GUY IN THE HOUSE. SHE SAID, WELL YOU COULD BRING FRIENDS. AH, THE JOYS OF CHRISTMAS IN FARMERS BRANCH.

Now, don't go on with the wisecracks (oh, wait). Anyway, kick Todd Ford to the curb. Margie, assuming we can keep her awake for 3 hours, will make a great coordinator. She just said, "Rick, go downstairs and fix my dinner." Sorry, gotta go now...duty calls. GO MEAN GREEN FOREVER!!!!!!

By the way, Longhorns, go to BuckeyeFans.Com and learn the music and lyrics to: ACROSS THE FIELD, BUCKEYE BATTLE CRY, AND CARMEN OHIO (the Alma Mater). and, remember, when you play THE EYES OF TEXAS, Buckeye fans will think it's I'VE BEEN WORKING ON THE RAILROAD, ALL THE LIVE LONG DAY!

SO, COACH MACK BROWN, GET OUT YOUR PLAYBOOK AND POLISH IT UP, CAUSE YOU'RE GONNA NEED A REAL SOONER EFFORT IF YER GONNA BEAT THE OHIO STATE BUCKEYES IN THE FIESTA BOWL IN GLENDALE, ARIZONA!!!!! MEANWHILE MY WIFE MARGIE AND THE DALLAS COWBOYS ARE SNORING THROUGH THE GAME ON FOX!