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With all due respect towards the SEC -- and this player's chances in the draft--, I see that as a slight over-generalization.

Ironically, J-Mo hasn't ever had to utilize his towing capacity. Whenever he jukes, the earth's crust shifts according to however much thrust he used. Instead of moving the target to its destination, J-Mo jukes its destination to the target. PS: someone should put these together and send them to Dickey for a good laugh. This thread is awesome.

Perhaps le Italian I am le tired. I am going to le sleep.

Okay okay, since someone broke the Braskey ice: He once punched a hole in a cow just so he could see who was comin' up the road Jamario ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll. He breast-feeds John Madden! His big toe is holding up Australia!

It would be inappropriate and disrespectful if College Football Message Board was not capitalized.

Jamario Thomas doesn't flirt with Denton girls. He simply says "NOW". Jamario is suing ABC, claiming that "Lost" is a trademarked name for all who chase him.

"Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky showed up at my daughter's wedding? You know my daughter, she's a beautiful girl. Well, Brasky shows up and you know he's a big fella. Well, he's standing right between me and my daughter at the ceremony. He's got no right to be there, but he's drunk and he's Brasky! Well, long story short: the priest accidentally marries me and Brasky! We spend the weekend in the Poconos — he loved me like I've never been loved before!" "His poop is considered currency in Argentina!" "Did I ever tell you about the time Bill Brasky forced me to wear a woman's bikini around the office? Brasky tears off my clothes and makes me wear this skimpy bikini. For the next three months I had to conduct my business wearing a woman's bathing suit. I would cry from shame and question my manhood daily. But at the end of the quarter, I'll be damned if my sales hadn't tripled." "Brasky ranked 18th in the AP College Football Poll." sorry, can't help myself!

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one. Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate an Indian. Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there. But Bill Braskey gets my vote: Bill Braskey once punched a hole through a cow...just so he could see who was coming up the road. TO BILL BRASKEY.

has anyone seen my red stapler? i told them if they moved me again, i'd burn the building down! *fixes glasses*

Beer...in a bottle?!?

I agree with the middle of nowhere, but only geographically. It has nothing to do with UTEP's success. I've lived in DFW and am currently in El Paso...there's plenty of interests around here. The difference has to do with sports. UTEP has no NFL, NBA, NHL, MLB franchise to compete with. About the only thing the [uTEP] administration has ever had to 'compete' with are the local high school games (not necessarily football) and the Diablos...our minor league affiliate of the Diamondbacks. -gm

#disclaimer: this is NOT a suggestion that we switch to Tech's scheme; I'm just noting how boggling this has got to be# In Tech's win over K-St yesterday, Hodges threw for SIX HUNDRED AND FOURTY THREE yards. To put that in perspective, he had more yards through the air than we have TOTALLED on offense in our last THREE games combined. Stick in the Tulsa stat, and we've still only totalled 745. again: boggles the mind link -gm

interesting...bump I'll take "Foods that end in 'amburger'", Alex.

I could read nearly every other thread the past 2 months and it would be the same rant, same words, different order. Your concerns are not unique. I hope the O gets on track, regardless of who is under center and who they hand off to. -gm

One win does not make this ship "righted". We still have major issues to address, and other teams will be happy to expose them and put us back into our hole.

If I were a CUSA official, I wouldn't be holding last nights UTEP/Tulane attendance, or lack thereof, against La Tech.

huh? Where the heck did you hear that? The albino squirrels (yes, plural) live discretely behind the Willis Library. I've seen 2 at the same time (outside the Music Annex), and a third later that same day. Although I never saw more than one in the same day again, every time I saw the one that spends most of its time outside the Annex, it looked like it was in no hurry to die of bad health. *has flashbacks of squirrel skittering up and down the tree and nibbling on food* ...gotta agree with forevereagle on this one: I was always pretty apathetic about them, and never understood their hype. Anyone who thinks that this "phenomenom" is unique to our campus needs to do a google search. However, if you prefer to hunt them out in hopes of finals luck, have at it. I'll stick to my guns, go back to my practice room and rest comfortably knowing that the piano faculty didn't approve of my juries because of animal sightings. -gm

I guess that makes FIU "Florida Internal Airport".

If we DON'T play the way we've been playing, Eagles have no problem beating Tech.

I can see it now: Kassel tackles Darrel for a loss after Dickey mishandles a handoff 4 yards behind the line on 4th and inches! Their QB was NOT given a chance to audible at the line. DOH! ..nuts, -gm

The #2 team in the country wasn't exactly in his face when he threw balls 5 yards shy of the feet of his RB. Your point is taken, but Bomar DID help me see that other programs are having to deal with similar O problems as our's. Having said that, I wouldn't mind having their D.

Sorry, our d is fine. FSU's defense would tire with the ineptness we have at O. Bottom line: a better O would make everything better. Winning the field position battle with a strong defensive start doesn't mean diddly squat if your O keeps going 3-and-out.

...pretty typical of any job I ever had in retail: they make it clear to you that THEY pay you plenty, and you cannot accept tips. In my experience, and i'm not saying this applies to everyone, the bosses' felt that accepting tips meant that you were motivated to do better/worse based on what the customer might give you, rather than SUPERIOR service which should always be a given. You can agree/disagree -- that's fine, it may be different for you -- I'm just telling it as it was for me. -gm

This is the only board I ever see attendance prediction threads on for every home game.

Man I was hoping I wouldn't be reading something like this. I'm all for Dickey if/when he figures out a change; however, knowing that some of the players and their families read this board makes me wonder what it's doing to them if they think that their fans are jumping ship for a coach/hero of UNT past. The irony of this is i'm prolonging this thread for more hits by posting this reply -gm