JayDub

Or, in the case of most of us, we just disregard the post total altogether when we see the name Daddy Dumpsalot. That's enough for me to decide that nothing in said post will be relevant or worthy of stating.

Even when you get it to work...it's the least customer-friendly online store ever. *shaking head*

Screw them and their little circle-jerk of a Todd Dodge thread... We have a coach that has class, run a fairly clean program, and haven't been busted by the NCAA for violations...what else do we need to say?

I would feel safe with something that looks that cool covering my junk... Ain't marketing grand?

Here's something comforting...in recent tests, the TSA showed they fail miserably at detecting these things. There was one test where "undercover" TSA personnel went through security at major airports with items in their bags that looked like bombs & bomb making material (things described in this story)...and liquids like shampoo and Red Bull. In almost all cases, the TSA agents confiscated the liquids and let the "bombs" right through with no hassle. I don't think the terrorists will use commercial aviation again. At least not 'til the big A380 goes into service. It's been done and they're all about the new, unexpected stuff...we're watching aviation more than anything. As much as it pains me to say this...if the next "terrorist plot" involves commercial aircraft, I think the supplies will be supplied by people on the inside...airport employees. There are tons of airport employees, who are not citizens of this country, with access to the "secure side" through "side doors", with little to no checks. (I should say that the airline background check process is pretty through, but who knows about these wheelchair pushers and bag transfer drivers.) When I was working at DFW (and this was as recent as last October), we had at least one "Employee Bypass" door in each terminal. All we had to to was swipe our airport SIDA badges and we were in. No TSA checks, no xray, no metal detector. Just some Middle Eastern guy in a Rent-A-Cop uniform who looked in our bags to see if we were carrying liquids. Nevermind the lighters and pocket knife I had in that same bag. Vehicles drive onto the ramp areas with no checks...and the people signing these vehicles in at the gates are not DPS officers or TSA agents. Just unarmed Rent-A-Cops. Everytime I escorted a delivery truck onto the ramp in DFW, the driver would tell me, "Wow, that was easy...they didn't even check my cab or trailer". Simply put, it's gonna take one person that is in on the plot to have ramp access and the ability to commandeer one vehicle on that ramp...these are the areas that are most vulnerable and are being ignored by Homeland Security.

I got a sneak peak...

Then maybe it is time for it to become active. No doubt, Brandon could make this happen if he had the time.

You kinda had to respect that, though.

Denny and Connie rock... Switzer must have happy pants...

9,000? Jesus...Tapdancing...Christ.

Post of the year... This can only be summed up with.... YMCA! or THE ARISTOCRATS!

The saddest part of this is...Arsenio's mother is now consulting with lawyers on whether this letter constitutes a threat. F-in' opportunist pieces of trash...always looking for a quick buck.

They got stung? I thought it was kind of a slap on the wrist...again.

Metzler's in Lindsay changed hands a while back and is now "Deiter's". Still as good as it ever was, if not better. I know the owners and they are great people who run a pretty hoppin' joint. Their chopped beef sandwiches and onion rings are the best...

I can proudly say that I'm fairly certain of this one fact: in the years UNT_92_Fan has worked at Tavern...I've NEVER once tipped him. Lori, on the otherhand...I've tipped that girl to the point that of breaking my bank account more than any stripper ever could. Such sad creatures, we are.

I swear...you people will bitch about anything. Right or wrong, we have no recognizable traditional identity as far as uniforms go...the closest thing to we have to it is the Flying Worm and, let's face it, the Worm is not coming back. We have no recognizable identity because, with the exception of some winning in the days of the Worm and the recent SunBelt successes (in a uniform that, no matter how good it looked, every single one of you will have to admit was an interim placemarker-type of uni), we haven't won a damn thing in a uniform to make it any kind of tradition. Things don't become traditions until you win something while doing them. The moment we start winning wearing white helmets, every one of you bitching about it now will turn around and praise the person who made the decision of choosing white helmets as the second coming of Lombardi. Seriously, we need some kind of athletics to start very soon...I'm starting to absolutely loathe alot of you.

THAT would actually be awesome.

They really do have a bit of a Southlake Carroll feel to them. Emmitt, I really wouldn't be surprised if the pride stickers actually become a reality...let's not forget where Dodge is coming from.

Wow, Stranger...that...that was good.

When there is cold Shiner on tap...no other beer matters.

This...from a man that spends half his day on a college athletics online forum?

What tradition...?

Let's not and say we did. Seriously...

Weather is 75% of my job...bookmarked.

I remember seeing the shirts...but I'd like to see the Green Texas Flag and the Come And Take It Flag along with Boomer.