JayDub

With a tennis ball cannon.

What he fails to mention here is how wasted all but one of us were when we came up with this grand idea. I remember stumbling through the store.

Ti-ki BASTARDFACE! Ti-ki BASTARDFACE! Ti-ki BASTARDFACE! Ti-ki BASTARDFACE!

God I need to come home...

The new crew really needs to find a Tiki and some sock puppets. Those were grand traditions.

You're right, Plumm. However, I think it's safe to say that, if we had the offensive production we had on Saturday paired with a defense from Dickey's "Glory Years"...Saturday would have been a win.

Is there a show next week? Can someone please ask who will be replacing Mendoza at DC next year? Seems like a good place to voice our concerns.

8 pages later...Ron Mendoza still sucks.

If we go into the 2008 season with Ron Mendoza at DC...I think the question could be raised.

Funny...I was thinking THIS was the reason we lost.

What do we have to lose? There is not a reason in the world we should have lost that game. The defense was not prepared...even with 2 weeks to do so. Fire Mendoza NOW! This is ridiculous!

We can start by firing the DC.

Screw it...fire him now.

If we lose this game...Mendoza needs to be fired tomorrow morning.

Nothing to worry about man. Another look shows the turbulence reports coming from smaller private jets and commuter turboprops. Shouldn't be anything for a bigger birdie like the Boeing 757.

No delays in LAX or DFW right now. You flight is currently showing "on-time" and currently scheduled to depart from Terminal 4, gate 42B. Expect some choppiness on climbout and some moderate turbulence out over Eastern Cali....the ride should be good after that. Have a good flight and a great time in Denton!

What about me, Cerebus? I'm a drug dealing thug!

Wait a tick...do I get a name? What about Kevin? And Cody?

Your mom will be there... ***** I won't be.

We aim to please...just for you, buddy.

Agreed. I'm very much against the Iraq war...but have the utmost respect for those who serve and have served as Marines (as well as all other branches). The Marines are hardcore and deserve every bit of our appreciation for what they do for our country. Without question, the band (as well as our fans) should go out of our way to show our appreciation this weekend. Sidenote: I hate it when people rip those of us who are against the war and label us as people who do not support our men and women in uniform. My little brother is in the Air Force, have a really good friend that flies Apaches in the Army, and my best friend just completed his time with the Marine Corps...and I support them no matter where the fight takes them and no matter how much I may disagree with the cause. They swore an oath to protect this country and to follow the orders of our president...no matter how much they or we may disagree with the order given by the Commander-in-Chief.

Nice to know I wasn't the only one thinking that.

I hear about the DD play calling every week here at work. USU alums are pissssed. Almost causing the good Mormons to scream our old battle cry: "DAMMIT DICKEY, THROW THE G**DAMN BALL!"

From the FW Startle-gram: Greg Williams, a co-host of the popular Hardline radio show on KTCK/1310 AM, hasn't been on the air in nearly three weeks. Jeff Catlin, KTCK's program director, said Williams has taken some "personal time off." Catlin said Williams would return, but wouldn't speculate when. In the interim, Catlin said, Hardline would rely on Mike Rhyner and Corby Davidson, as well as "friends of the station." I'm betting death in the family or he's back in rehab for the Vicodin.

The drop potential from that phone call...very high.