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Eh? This is turning into the e-brake thread of the week.

Another great Quoner post. Too bad sarcasm is lost on some.

Awesome. "If that ain't country, it'll harelip the Pope If that ain't country, it's a damn good joke I've seen the Grand Ole Opry and I've met Johnny Cash If that ain't country, I'll kiss your ass."

Denton High School (Ryan Campus) '94.

And they had West Virginia's favorite daughter, Lynndie England, sing the National Anthem before the game.

I've heard way too many rumors about Escalades on the UT campus for Horn fans to be pounding their chests and laughing about this one.

Jamario = #1 Remember how you felt when he broke that first run against Colorado in '04? Isaac Thomas = #1A Remember how it felt to know that nobody could run on us up the middle, and every defensive down was a potential sack? The right answer, however, is probably Matt Phillips. I just haven't been a Mean Green fan long enough to know what it is to have a passing game.

First, I'd like to point out that the Texas Tech players look reckless and terribly gay in that picture. Second, I'll pledge a cash donation once the details are figured out. Third, here's an idea for a killer fundraiser: add provisions to the sand pit for an actual volleyball net, and christen the facility with a beach volleyball match starring the UNT Dance Team.

When 2 GMGers post a full page arguing about speculative Houston Nutt rumors, NOBODY wins. Woody is a player, and needs to be in the game. But unless something changes over the summer, Phillips needs to be under center. He is our best shot to make use of three OUTSTANDING receivers.

Tell my players not to get hurt, flip off the 12 Mean Green fans that actually make the trip for this piece of s##t game, and go stick my head in the sand. Seriously though.... I'd hit them with every offensive stupid ass trick play I could dream up. What do you have to lose? For the first play: QB - Phillips RB - Jamario HB - Woody WR - Quinn and Nwigwe Send Quinn in motion to one side, Jamario, Woody, and Phillips follow. This should get single coverage for Nwigwe, who just hauls ass flat out down the other sideline. Phillips turns around and hits him in stride. Defense: Hell, who knows. Run fast and hit hard.

Good mascot.

That was Cardwell? Holy crap, that was a great block. We had company and were just casually watching the game. Cool!

Praise the Lord for allowing me to have been born in this wonderful state. I'm not going to bother looking at that UT board, but I'll say that beating UT is the only thing that would make me not care if we lose to SMU.

Hell no, Texas shouldn't do that. You wanna see a bunch of bandwagoners driving around with USC or Miami on their TEXAS tags? Not me. If they want an out of state tag, they can get "out of state" for all I care.

5-7 overall 1-4 OOC Let's hope it's better than that. Pinning all my hopes and dreams on beating SMU.

Good ol' Chancellor "Palpatine" Jackson.

I pretty much only watch football.... Good: Mike Tirico Keith Jackson (yeah, he's old) Kirk Herbstreit Troy Aikman Chris Spielman Annoying for various reasons but credible: Mark May (his pants go crazy for Reggie Bush) Mike Gottfried (sounds like he has a mouthful of marbles) Bill Curry (received a vocal chord transplant from a 4000-year old mummy) Terry Bowden (his dad once told him, "When I get home, I'm gonna punch yo mama in the mouth.") Bad: Musberger Anybody on CBS Musberger

Squad QB for ticket's QB bowl tryout

I think Dickey is grasping at straws if he tries to explain away what he said about us F-ers. But I'm not going to pick apart the semantics of your discussion with him. I think it's cool that he took the time to sit down with you, address it, and show some contrition. Makes me feel a little bit better about it. Now, for an unabashed thread hijack, regarding his example about beating UT then losing to SMU. Here's my HSO: Beating UT is the only thing that could make losing to SMU OK. Talk amongst yourselves.

Our game against them this year is for all the marbles, in so many ways.

11 is my favorite.

i heart Quoner's posts.

Hmm. Q: What's worse than a 4-hour car ride home after a 65-0 blowout in Austin? A: A 6-hour train ride home after a 65-0 blowout in Austin.

Yeah, but a ton of those NT-SMU games were pre-1940. Not that they don't count, but it's ancient history. The next two are the ones that will really matter. As for San Marcos State, bring 'em. I'm sure they have an open door to the Sun Belt. They would have walked our dog last year.

PMG's posts are so long that the scroll wheel on my mouse is wearing out from trying to skip past them.