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That sums it up. Pure genius.

I always thought his act was an "act." I still think he's pretty funny. http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1694862/

....and more fun

Johnny Quinn can't be QB because his grip strength would make the ball explode. If the ball didn't explode and, God forbid, he actually threw it, there would be massive environmental impact due to the hole it would create in the ozone layer as it left the atmosphere.

might as well get it over with as early as possible

Hilarious. I find her strangely attractive in an abrasive-and-polarizing-New-York-wench kind of way.

Quinn was so snubbed.

So..... you're saying you're dissatisfied with the out of conference record for each of the last 8 seasons?

If Jamario can't go for about 1500 yards, write this season off.

There's no point in keeping score between the parties over a 150-year period. There have been too many fundamental swings in platforms over that long of a time. That said, vote Whig in '06.

great post.

whoa! I'm going to volunteer as an undercover student to go into high schools and "sniff out" these seductresses. It's just sickening. Too bad I'm 30 and I look 38.

I won't pre-order again. Last year it was on the shelves for a good 2 weeks before it got to my house.

Gunsmoke, without a doubt. It was a cowboy shoot-em-up game, where you walked through the middle of the street, middle of a canyon, etc. and blasted everything in sight. Tough game. I couldn't beat it until I got the arcade-style NES joystick. Once video games got more than 2 buttons, I lost interest, hehe.

I think he's Chris Chris, the sales guy from the Ticket.

"I get older, they stay the same age......." As for the goatee, chinless dudes shouldn't go without one, whether it's going out of style or not. It's better than a moustache.... only Burt Reynolds and Tom Selleck have a license for that. I'm still sporting the 1955 / 1975 / 1995 sideburns and a pseudo-pompadour, so WTH do I know.

Or, what if Ross Perot and Mark Cuban partner'd up and decided to build their first Super Discount Cycling World at the corner of Elm and University?

I broke the mold buddy.

We definitely need some more sweet clean conservative students. They already have a place to go, it's called College Station, where everyone looks alike and the chicks have beerguts.

I think we should just bulldoze the rest of the campus too. Then we can build one glass tower in the middle to house all the classes, labs, auditoriums, etc. Paint the whole thing gray. Then completely surround it with Starbucks, Best Buy, Barnes and Noble, super Walmart, super Target, Home Depot and Lowes (right next to each other of course), Chili's, TGI Friday's, Chotchkie's, and Flingers. Then sell advertising space for all those corporate A-hole restaurants right on the Mean Green helmets. It will be like going to college at either a mall or a NASCAR event, which is what some of you seem to want. No thanks.

F that developer SOB. This aggression will not stand, man. I don't want to see some freakin' Chotchkie's type joint where the Tomato is now. A major University deserves a scummy block of bars. Next thing you know they'll be bulldozing Voertman's in favor of a Barnes and NOble and Old Navy.

If I were to venture a guess, I'd say he's Rod Flemings, a transfer from OSU. But that's just speculation on my part.

Wow, that IS funny.

Why do both of their QB's go by p0rno aliases?