Angel3Mendoza

Why did everybody text me at 8? It wasn't my plan.

RT @ButDatAssDoe: Y'all claim to be Ravens fans but ain't ever read Edgar Allen Poe smh

My coworker couldn't hang. He tried the salsa, and almost started crying.

RT @TheWorldStories: Cute Husky and Tiger Cub. http://t.co/MCTvsECB0A

I'm an orangutan

RT @NotoriousNewman: Yeah let me spend 50-75 grand on a Wedding so our kids can eat PBJ sandwiches for breakfast, lunch & dinner for the ne…

LETS GO BOWLING. http://t.co/cR4N9XMqAo

RT @CuteEmergency: aww! http://t.co/CA7yPXlyaQ

RT @DrDogs247: wooWOOF I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

RT @PharmerRPh: Constantly taking shits the size of my forearm leads me to believe that I'd be ok in prison.

RT @YourFoodPorn: Double Bacon Cheeseburger & Fries http://t.co/l9XC6fjF4K

RT @the_ironsheik: Kyrie Irving work hard one day he become Iron Sheik class

RT @pizzaminati: retweet if you're actually a pizza

RT @doghoroscopes: less than one dog week until christmas!!

RT @colesprouse: @dylansprouse Cold in that bathroom huh?

Busted my lip, but I'll be damned if I didn't win.

RT @TrueBananaFacts: Bananas can hold their breath under water for up to 8 minutes without coming up for air

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RT @AKidNamedZo: When Im in a car by myself.. I be singing tf outta songs bruh... Im glad nobody be in the car with me

RT @DrakesMyCousin: White people will scuba dive with sharks and sting rays but lock their car door when a black person walks by

Today for breakfast I made heart shaped peanut butter pancakes. #WifeMeUp

RT @ESPNNBA: Love scores 42, but Duncan (12p, 14r, 8a) and Spurs beat Wolves. BOX SCORE: http://t.co/NjwpHNIlR0 http://t.co/rtTsN5Qdnc

RT @glittergirlD43: I guess I really should clean out the fridge when something inside starts closing the door.

RT @AmrElGabry: For the first time in 112 years, it snows in Cairo http://t.co/Chrmfcj0G1

RT @KingPhelan: "ryan what are you doing?"-suitemate "GO AWAY" -me sitting on the bathroom floor