Tyler Maryak

There isn't a safe space big enough for an SMU grad's ego. Note for anyone who failed your comedy course - he introduced a new, unique joke and I made a response that corresponds with his joke instead of "haha, drugs..."

Eat me

I really liked this podcast and I'm looking forward to the BTG that should post today or tomorrow! Last week felt brutal. Thanks for doing these, guys!

I think what Jesse is saying is like, SMU guy comes in cutting himself down. Okay, haha, good times. Then everyone wants in on the I'm-funny pie and starts adding their own little bit to cut down the outsider. Maybe one or two people can do it and still seem light-hearted, but after a while of the same type of joke being made by everyone it's like...come on, we can do better. I mean, idc, evidently I've had a narrow view of people's true nature until recently. I'm just stating my understanding of what Jesse said. Everyone proceed with the meth=methodist jokes, as is tradition.

Yeah, 0 for 5, buddy...

The fact that we're only four point underdogs has me feeling like this one is in the bag. However, I tempered my expectations and went with 60%. If you look at the Army game, we had 7 (SEVEN!) turnovers and, as incredible as our defense has been, at least a few of those were screw-ups by Army. Also, Army outpaced us in a ton of categories. Really, we won that game because of turnovers. HOWEVER, if Fine is really clicking and the defense keeps forcing turnovers, this should be a gimme. The fact that UTSA's run game and defense doesn't rank anywhere near Army's tilts the odds pretty heavily in our favor too.

Or UNT's Eagle Student Service Center

There was a poll or something on Twitter about UNT adding baseball and The Wren and I both happened to get tagged in a response to it. The Wren, maintaining consistency, responded with the following: Looks like we can expect to see at least the strategic plan before summer rolls around. Just thought that was cool and worth sharing!

I felt good about it until I read someone's brief analysis of the Knights' games thus far (maybe it was earlier in this tread). I had no idea they had top 10 defense stats against the run. I'm really surprised by that and it worries me. I'm also surprised by how close a lot of people think this game will be. I completely believe a 17 point spread, but if we can come out firing on all cylinders, I believe we could be the major victors. Either way, I think the score differential will be significant. The bye week, deceptively good play against Marshall, playing the triple option, a quality opponent but with recent hardships...too many variables to call it. BUT I WILL ANYWAY. REBEL WITHOUT A CAUSE!!! North Texas - 31 Which Way Is North? - 14

Truth. Make or break.

I didn't know I'd be saying this, but I think I'm more worried about their defense getting to Fine than I am about their offense.

Lol, I was just thinking the same thing. I started following the post because I was curious if anyone had any insight that might answer his question. The emails I've gotten so far have been somewhat less than enlightening.

From B+ to A-. Get six wins or have a great recruiting class and it's an A. Do both and it's an A+ and he'd probably have to beat up my mother to drop down. EDIT: I would be REALLY interested if someone giving a grade below B- would include their reasoning. I know you might be opening yourself up to hate mail, but it won't be coming from me. I'm just really curious.

Thanks, @Brett Vito

Yeah, after getting fairly hosed in our schedule the past two seasons, I imagine they must give us a much softer schedule next year. Improved team + improved philosophy + improved schedule will probably = 6 wins. And that's all it takes...

My beloved Eagle Ambassadors provide tram rides. When I was among them, we would pick up from Fouts and make a treacherous journey past the beer barn fields and onto Bonnie Brae. Not sure if that's still the route used, but I imagine those trams are still running.

Here, here!

Having 15,000 people in a 35,000 person stadium doesn't look good any way you organize it, so I don't think moving them down is that big a deal. That would be a nice area for fans to be able to sit. I'm sure the logistics of getting them on/off the field is the key issue considering where the ramps are set up in the stadium design.

Prime rib?? I will probably take you up on that offer.

You didn't ask for it, but here are my expected emotions during the game: "Heeere COME...the MEAAAN GREEEN!!!" "The Mean Green defense has the Herd deep in their own territory on 3rd and 30 aaand they air out a Hail Mary for the touchdown." "Mason Fine hits Buyers on the slant route. Buyers slips the tackle and he's off to the races!" "And after a huge pickup, the Mean Green are held to a field goal to end the half." "To start the second half, Wheeler forces a fumble and it's returned by the Mean Green defense for a touchdown!" "Here comes the kickoff...and the Herd return it 97 yards for a touchdown." I have no idea what the final score will be, but I think I'm going to leave saying:

What was our actual against MTSU? It didn't look good...

Congrats on the addition to your family!

That link...

Skipped here from Page 4 to say that GoMeanGreen.com views is the REAL winner of this report being released. #165CommentsAndCounting

I can live with that result.