ChristopherRyanWilkes

If I had a dollar for every time a homeless person asked me for a dollar I would have a dollar for said homeless person.

The entire campus of UNT is under construction.

Apartment isn't ready so have to stay in hotel where maids clean your room and towels. #firstworldprobz

Scantily clad women and gay rights plugs.. Some old lady in east Texas is holding her pearls right now. #VMAs

Date to see where Dallas profits off the Assassination of a president. I'm the romantic type.

Type in a random name on FB. Go to their page and find a personal status. Comment something like you know them on a status like "hang in there Steve I'm sure you'll find a better job." Enjoy.

Should I draft Aaron Hernandez this year in fantasy? Any thoughts?

The Rangers are being mean to the Astros.

Cowboys fans be like - one preseason game,replace Romo with Tanney.

Its rained several times this summer and it might not even break 90 today in August. I don't know what climate change we are creating but I'm about to buy a SUV.

Nice of our lone star buddies to beat the A's tonight.

Yu effin' Darvish.

With all the money he's made off of running a lucrative Meth business why does Walt still have that flip phone?

"You have like a mix of a Wisconsin and Texan accent." -Katie Hoeflich . First time I've heard a description of my accent.

The dog days of summer are upon us Texans. May God have mercy on our souls.

LIGHT UP GOLD!

What if the world really ends and we are all up in heaven and God is all like "I was gonna wait another 100 years but y'all were pissing me off with your FB posts"

Did the Mayans give us a time? Or what time in what particular time zone? It's already December 21st in China..

Slammed on my breaks to stop from hitting a squirrel. It ran to the other lane and a redneck in a huge truck crushed it. Good to be back in Texas