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Morale is low in firehouses across the country following the failure of Prop 8 These are American heros that America has just turned their back on...whoa, I mean, disrespected

Quoner...thank you for my first reference in one of your famed re-caps...it has really made my day...not that I wasn't excited enough about the pro-infanticide rally/Phish concert I'm attending while baked on some now legal Massachusetts co-op grown marijuana...but, really...this is the tight tasty cherry on top

Holy crap...bump!

Hey...too bad they weren't illegal immigrants, right? Who's with me?

Colder weather = dry skin

Which coach's team will give up 500 points in fewer games...Todd Dodge or Johnny Jones?

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Tech should be number 1

Nope...the other day I killed a locust... END OF DAYS, END OF DAYS...GATHER UP YOUR VIRGINS!

Charles Darwin was born Feb 12, 1809 and died April 19, 1882...now...if you take the month and day of his birth (2,12) and the month and day of his death (4,19) and multiply them together (2 x 12=24; 4 x 19=76)...then multiply those figures (76 x 24=1824)...then divide that figure by 2 b/c Darwin was ambidextrous (1824/2=912)...then divide that figure by the naturally occuring mathmatical constant of Pi carried out to five decimals (912/3.14159=~290.29886)...the multiply that figure by the naturally occuring mathmatical constant of Pi carried out to five decimals b/c nature is evil (290.29886 x 3.14159=912)...then from that figure subtract 73 for Darwin's age at his death (912-73=839)...then from that figure subtract 51 for Darwin's age when he published that blasphomous tome Origin of Species (839-51=788)...then from that figure arbitraily subtract 122... (788-122=666) Coincidence? I think not.

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Go take a drive to Ft. Worth and check out a TCU game...asked and answered

Can't you see him lead blocking for Micah Mosely, pulling on an end-around for Riley Dodge or pass-protecting for Giovanni Vizza as he tries to find Breece Johnson, Brock Stickler, Bryant Seidle and hopefully Sam Dibrell?

Don't we still have Dominique Green's, Desmon Chatman's and Gary Oubre's scholarships available? We do need linemen.

Actually, I think ebone wanted to start a discussion of who we all know personally...then at the end we can vote to see who dropped not just the most, but also the best names based on a High School clique-ish grading system which he has personally concocted while peering into the windows of various golf cart girls at night. I'll start: I personally know: - 3 Sports radio 1310 The Ticket personalities - Tim Smith, McKenzie Smith and Paul Alexander, three of the founding members of the Denton band Midlake - Neff - Tony Blair (kinda...he's teaching at Yale these days and infrequently stops by one of my local pubs...so basically I've shared a beer with the man and listened while other people whipped his ass) - NBDL star, NBA 12th man on the roster Keith Langford - Singer-songwriter Caitlyn Hessell - UNT_92_Fan Thats my list...I don't expect it to really be in contention when this whole thing plays itself out...and sorry that I don't have an airbrushed picture of Tony Blair holding a golf club to add...like I said, I was really only just in his pressence.

The heinous?!?! I don't think so.

Say, my , you ain't got a leg to stand on, nahwhaimsayin . Me and my s have lived through slavery b/c of "whitey"(proper usage), we been through Jim Crow b/c of "whitey"(proper usage), "whitey"(proper usage) killed Nat Turner, Denmark Vesey, Gabriel Prosser, MLK, Malcolm X, Biggie, Tupac, Arsenio Hall's career, my from Run DMC, and jello when you stopped letting Bill Cosby do those great ads. 250 years of " this"(proper usage), " that"(proper usage), "go get the horses, "(proper usage), "I'm Thomas Jefferson and I'm going to imrpegnate you, "(proper usage)...so yeah, you damn right I'm gonna scream if your honky ass says " "(proper usage). Double-edge sword my ass.

Where you find more "experience"(proper usage) you'll find more bush...a certain "hunter"(proper usage) as confirmed "this"(blatently unneccesary)

Ooooo...almost verbatim...with some solid additions...well played

I heard that Giorgio Napolitano has been very inspired by these Mexican successes, especially in the culinary realm, and he has extended a hand toward Felipe De Jesus Calderon Hinojosa to join him in some sort of joint governing venture. Pundits are skeptical saying that such an alliance would muddle the positive qualities of both cultures...not to mention that the grease would just be astronomical...however some feel that there is an underlying brilliance to such a union. But I did find this in topic in the New York Times and you really can't trust a word that liberal rag has to say

Please let this filter just one state south

No politics in the football forum

Yeah...go lube up and take the hose like a man

Mantra

Clearly it must be because he can't spew any of his normal hate toward the program that keeps him comfortably employed and whose success would only further his career and notarity. Ass.