Name: Dean Martinez
Age: at the start of the slow crawl to midlife crisis
Why I'd be a great head coach:
I can show the kids with some fancy Mexican freestyle wrestling moves
I can wow las senoritas with some fancy Mexican freestyle wrestling moves
I make a mean margarita for the post game press conference
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I can recruit Northside, Oak Cliff, Pleasant Grove, Rio Grand Valley, Coahuila, Tamaulipas, and San Luis Potosi
Fresh tortillas!
Why I'd be a terrible head coach:
fancy Mexican freestyle wrestling moves may not go over to well in Denton
My ongoing feud with Jerry Luis may be considered a distraction too great to overcome
Immigration issues with recruits
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Expected compensation: 75k, Chevy Pickup, amnesty, and fajitas