Army of Dad

No, the key there is to stay off of boats!

Are TTG and Cartman the same person? You never see them in the same place at the same time... Tasty Greek?

I predict the Rangers lose game one. I hate CC (and the Yankees), but the dude can flat out pitch and usually performs very well in the postseason.

Maybe something along the lines of 'here is a great thing we have helped with' and 'here is how Americans helped bring the miners up and keep the safer while they were still trapped'? If you are worried about our country's reputation in the world then why not highlight how we helped save lives? That would seem to be a great way to turn ill will towards good will.

...has requested that her interviews take place outside of the locker room. The next team she will visit...none other than Big Ben's Pittsburg Steelers! Probably a good idea to stay away from bathrooms around him anyway. ESPN

Come join a nationally ranked football program!

Help me KC Obi, you're our only hope.

That is the Navy you are thinking of.

Length and yet still soft... How is it that you know this about him?

Eagle Green's reading comprehension: FAIL The linked article even identified them as "South Fulton city firefighters" before going on to say that "Firefighters in South Fulton city are under orders to respond only to fire calls within their city limits, as well as to surrounding Obion County, but only to homes there where people have signed up for a fire subscription service." So how is it that a city is a privatized fire service?

Good things are happening for this forum!

She meets the definition of family in this state which would qualify this assault as a felony. "Sec. 22.01. ASSAULT. (a) A person commits an offense if the person: (1) intentionally, knowingly, or recklessly causes bodily injury to another, including the person's spouse;" "(b-1) Notwithstanding Subsection (B )(2), an offense under Subsection (a)(1) is a felony of the second degree if: (1) the offense is committed against a person whose relationship to or association with the defendant is described by Section 71.0021(B ), 71.003 (this includes baby mama), or 71.005, Family Code;" A broken bone is generally considered serious bodily injury and would seem to qualify this incident as Aggravated Assault. "Sec. 22.02. AGGRAVATED ASSAULT. (a) A person commits an offense if the person commits assault as defined in Sec. 22.01 and the person: (1) causes serious bodily injury to another, including the person's spouse; or (2) uses or exhibits a deadly weapon during the commission of the assault. (B ) An offense under this section is a felony of the second degree, except..." So yeah, it is a felony. Will he plead to a lesser charge? Maybe, but from the information we have now it is a felony.

That is a problem for the next guy.

We can't go on the 30th at any price (though IMO $20 would have been better as we would have taken at least two of our kids with). We would be interested in future similar events. We have a kids game that morning and that is duck season opener. Even as much as we love UNT basketball, kids sports win out.

I think Tasty pretty much nailed it.

Oh hell I hope not. Everyone in our family had to miss the noon game last year except my wife. Worse still, she could only find one person to make use of the extra tickets.

My wife said it was for arguing a check swing.

I like MLB's Gameday. It has lots of info, and seems to be easy to navigate. Game 1

You only have to be afraid of Dasher if you are an old guy that loans him money.

Rays in 4.

He could still change his mind!

The smaller type size is deceptive...at first glance I thought the last word was 'shower'...

Almost no sport pays for itself. The usual exceptions are football and Men's basketball, though some schools can make money in other sports.

Brett had some more stuff on Brandon. MGB Some interesting stuff, including this quote from his JUCO coach.